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Re: Canine Foreplay
Why not a HORSE? Are you too good for horses?
LMAO. Yeah, dogs are picky creatures after all.fallen5of7 said:
Why not a HORSE? Are you too good for horses?
WOW! a lot more replys than expected. Funny thing, not a single one giving advise. I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything once. Saw it on a website, and thought it wouldn't be that bad. I know it's wierd, and disgusting to some people, but I love my dog, and am not trying to be sick, just trying new things. Some very funny posts though. I like starting a conversation like this. And I don't think they actually cut the dog's balls OFF to nueter them. That would be sick and wrong, much the same thinking as you people are having towards my question.
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How about a kiss, boy. Give him a nice kiss instead of charging straight off to the anal canine sex. But really, sex with animals is nothing without a little heavy petting. And you might try washing. Just because he smells butts doesn't mean he likes it.
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Honestly, does Laurel have some kind of random bestiality thread generator that just spews one of these out every other month or so?
Now the only thing I can advice are simple, act like a dog would do. Buy a book on dog behaviour ore something. Haven’t tried this (not planning on it either). All dough a friend I haw are a dog trainer and he does it a strange way, he acts like a dog, showing the dog, canine body language to make them trust him and stuff (no he isn’t into bestiality either). If it works in a sexual sense I haw no idea, but suppose it shouldn’t harm to try.
oh for goodness sakes. I've avoided this thread, cus I just didn't want to get into this AGAIN, but the ridiculousness of replies here just made me reply.
Other people have asked about bestiality, and you've not given them SUCH a rough time.
This guy has a kink, let him be, and if you haven't something useful to say then don't talk.
I've never actually fucked a dog. I've been eaten out by a couple, and I've been eaten out by my kittens. Now then, I was tied up for most of those situations, and just waking up from sleep in another, so it's not like I did anything to make the dogs interested. They merely liked the smell and taste of my pussy.
What first needs to be understood is that you can not MAKE your dog fuck your butt. You cannot MAKE your dog do anything, and if you try, and the dog feels threatened, you might have some bodily harm to deal with.. and good luck explaining that in the emergency room. MAKING an animal perform such an act is animal abuse. However, if the dog is interested on its own, and you do nothing but submit to it, then I wouldn't call it abuse (though many still would).
Try jerking off, and then rubbing your cum around your asshole. Then merely kneel on all fours, and wait for your dog to approach. If he's interested, he'll lick, if he's not, he'll ignore you. Then you have your answer.
Other people have asked about bestiality, and you've not given them SUCH a rough time.
This guy has a kink, let him be, and if you haven't something useful to say then don't talk.
I've never actually fucked a dog. I've been eaten out by a couple, and I've been eaten out by my kittens. Now then, I was tied up for most of those situations, and just waking up from sleep in another, so it's not like I did anything to make the dogs interested. They merely liked the smell and taste of my pussy.
What first needs to be understood is that you can not MAKE your dog fuck your butt. You cannot MAKE your dog do anything, and if you try, and the dog feels threatened, you might have some bodily harm to deal with.. and good luck explaining that in the emergency room. MAKING an animal perform such an act is animal abuse. However, if the dog is interested on its own, and you do nothing but submit to it, then I wouldn't call it abuse (though many still would).
Try jerking off, and then rubbing your cum around your asshole. Then merely kneel on all fours, and wait for your dog to approach. If he's interested, he'll lick, if he's not, he'll ignore you. Then you have your answer.
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ummm yeah.
I'm going to have to seriously object to the prospect of your dog doing you up the ass. prejudices aside, it is commonly known among dog breeders that when a male dog inserts his penis into a female dog, premature separation is painful and very dangerous for both parties involved because the penis, once inserted, comes equipped with SPIKE-LIKE projectiles that allow it to become temporarily lodged into place to reduce the odds of falling out. This will be very painful and if you try to pull away, you will severely injure not only yourself, but your dog too, in a way that will require immediate emergency medical attention. Try explaining THAT to your doctor/vet.
I'm not a doctor, vet nor dog breeder so believe me or don't but i've talked to several dog breeders and they all report the same thing....don't do it man, it's not worth it.
I'm going to have to seriously object to the prospect of your dog doing you up the ass. prejudices aside, it is commonly known among dog breeders that when a male dog inserts his penis into a female dog, premature separation is painful and very dangerous for both parties involved because the penis, once inserted, comes equipped with SPIKE-LIKE projectiles that allow it to become temporarily lodged into place to reduce the odds of falling out. This will be very painful and if you try to pull away, you will severely injure not only yourself, but your dog too, in a way that will require immediate emergency medical attention. Try explaining THAT to your doctor/vet.
I'm not a doctor, vet nor dog breeder so believe me or don't but i've talked to several dog breeders and they all report the same thing....don't do it man, it's not worth it.
from what I've read it's called a knot, and is just a swelling at the base of the penis that holds it in place while the male is fertilizing the eggs, or ejaculating, whatever you want to call it. But you got your info from dog breeders? Hmmm. I guess then that's something I should consider. By the way, I saw your picks buggawugga, and they are nice.
If you really MUST to try ,go to whiteshadowpornpartners.com:aside from stories of all kinds there are many guidelines and How -to;also on nifty.org.stories.
I think sometimes boredom is not a good counseillor.
Beware of the knot,like someone has already posted,since it can tear off your muscle and hurt the dog also;usually the knottting last from 20 to 30 minutes. And don't use artificial lubes,otherwise your dog will get sick;it's better to use olive oil.
I think some things are better to remain fantasies,since sometimes there's an HARSH line between fantasy and action.
Whatever floats your boat......
Please be kind to your fourlegged friend who looks at you for everything and trust you in a way humans can't comprehend.He deserves respect and love.
I think sometimes boredom is not a good counseillor.
Beware of the knot,like someone has already posted,since it can tear off your muscle and hurt the dog also;usually the knottting last from 20 to 30 minutes. And don't use artificial lubes,otherwise your dog will get sick;it's better to use olive oil.
I think some things are better to remain fantasies,since sometimes there's an HARSH line between fantasy and action.
Whatever floats your boat......
Please be kind to your fourlegged friend who looks at you for everything and trust you in a way humans can't comprehend.He deserves respect and love.
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isshogai7 said:
aww that was so cute. im gonna go hug my doggy now.
no no i wont hug him in that way. i love him too much to take any chances.
and the thing on animal breeding, where it forms a kind of knot is very much true. there are books on animal breeding which can inform you on all the precautions.
i highly suggest you read them before even thinking of thinking of the thought of thinking of touching your dog like that.
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