How to get milfs

Arp

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Seems like a silly question, but I'm sure all young guys can relate to me. I just turned 18 a few months ago, and now I can legally fuck older women. The problem is that I'm not their age, I have no idea how they think. So how exactly do I get with one? If you're a milf, how would you like to be approached?

Thanks. :nana:
 
Any old which way would work. I'm not approached by younger guys except online. It just plain doesn't happen.
 
My teen sons have friends that hit on me on occassion and unless they look older, in their 20's and are mature for their age, it creeps me out. That is just me though.
 
Why does it creep you out? Do you look at them as childs or what? Just wondering.
 
Arp said:
Seems like a silly question, but I'm sure all young guys can relate to me. I just turned 18 a few months ago, and now I can legally fuck older women. The problem is that I'm not their age, I have no idea how they think. So how exactly do I get with one? If you're a milf, how would you like to be approached?

Thanks. :nana:
The whole wording of this makes it just sound...wrong. "How to *get* milfs" What?... they're (we're) just a thing?

Number one, I'm personally not attracted to guys that young(I'm not saying other people aren't--that's just me). Number two, any guy that wanted to be with me just because I was a certain age as opposed to being with me because I'm "me" isn't worth it.
 
I would start by not referring to them as milfs.

Older women usually aren't interested in 18 year olds...your post shows your immaturity. Being 'got' by someone looking for 'milfs' isn't, in my experience, high on the agendas of women with life experience (and self-esteem).

I mean, didn't the word milf get populatised by that stupid teen movie a few years ago the name of which I forget? There was that scene where a bunch of drunk teenagers were chanting 'milf, milf, milf' in front of a picture of some guy's mother as I recall. That attitude isn't particularly attractive.

Leave it in fantasy land unless you want to embarass yourself.

(unless the very unlikely event that you get hit on by an older woman occurs, in which case I suppose go for it)
 
My bonus sons are 17 and 16, my son is 17....most guys in their late teens and early 20's still have a manboy look to them and it does bother me. My son does have a friend who just turned 20 and he is attractive bc he does not look boyish and he acts mature for his age...he has hit on me...not around my son...I sometimes flirt back.
 
I'm 36 & for some reason I only get hit on by young guys between 18-21 when I go out to bars and clubs. :confused:

I always refuse as they are so over eager & come out with so much bullshit, like "How old are you?" "Wow, nice arse for a 36 yr old." "What did you say your name is again?" (Whilst trying to grope said nice arse).

They are so absorbed with the thought of maybe getting their dick wet that they aren't really interested in anything about me, other than do I have my own place to take them back to as they still live with Mummy & Daddy. :rolleyes:

So, I usually play along with them for a while...then wave them good bye! :devil:
 
Huh. Well, some of us like younger guys, though I admit 18 is pushing it even for me. Maybe start with someone not too much older and work your way up. I'll agree about MILF though. I hate it. When some younger guy asks me if I'm a MILF I tell him I'm not anybody's mother.
 
Arp said:
Seems like a silly question, but I'm sure all young guys can relate to me. I just turned 18 a few months ago, and now I can legally fuck older women. The problem is that I'm not their age, I have no idea how they think. So how exactly do I get with one? If you're a milf, how would you like to be approached?

Thanks. :nana:
Find a nursing home in your area and pretend to go see your grandma,then find one who's elevator does not go to the top floor and fuck her brains out.
 
Well i'm 23...I've been with alot of older women, more than women my age to tell you the truth! I don't want to bust my bubble or anything but i'm a good looking guy so i have the confidence to go up and flirt with them. When i do they try to laugh it off and just think you're justing to make them blush. I usually just buy them a drink , talk with them and make them laugh just like any other girl of any age and just input lil hints to let her know your intentions, just simply ask if she's been with a younger guy while you smile ;) They'll get the idea and alot of older women want a young stud, trust me i know! Just don't be too eager, relax and play it smooth. Its just easier for different people charm doesn't grow on trees :D I was 19 when i had my first milf and she was 36 :nana:

P.S. I'd love to fuck sereneone4u's mouth, she's got a pretty face and nice lips mhmm :devil:
 
easy people!

The_69_Eyes said:
Well i'm 23...I've been with alot of older women, more than women my age to tell you the truth! I don't want to bust my bubble or anything but i'm a good looking guy so i have the confidence to go up and flirt with them. When i do they try to laugh it off and just think you're justing to make them blush. I usually just buy them a drink , talk with them and make them laugh just like any other girl of any age and just input lil hints to let her know your intentions, just simply ask if she's been with a younger guy while you smile ;) They'll get the idea and alot of older women want a young stud, trust me i know! Just don't be too eager, relax and play it smooth. Its just easier for different people charm doesn't grow on trees :D I was 19 when i had my first milf and she was 36 :nana:

P.S. I'd love to fuck sereneone4u's mouth, she's got a pretty face and nice lips mhmm :devil:
 
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I totally agree with what you said, 69_Eyes...although I have yet to be with a younger man other than cyberly...my son's friend is smooth and not over eager like a puppy....he may just hit it one of these times.


BTW, I love to have my face fucked among other things...

thank you for the compliments, 69 and carpe :kiss: :kiss:
 
sereneone4u said:
I totally agree with what you said, 69_Eyes...although I have yet to be with a younger man other than cyberly...my son's friend is smooth and not over eager like a puppy....he may just hit it one of these times.


BTW, I love to have my face fucked among other things...

thank you for the compliments, 69 and carpe :kiss: :kiss:

wow that's fucking hot, if you do fuck him...take pics!!!! :devil: I doubt he'll deny you from doing it hah
 
I'd like some too, MILFs that is

Of course, for me, they'd probably be younger.

You could become a FILTHs (Fathers I'd Like To Have Sucked)

Then maybe hot ladies like sereneone4U would be interested in you.

And if someone calls you a filthy motherfucker, you could respond with, "YEAH!" and lick your eyebrows. :D


Older women don't play games a much, and come to the point quicker.
So, if someone seems interested in YOU, show interest in THEM, and the genuine desire will help you find a way. It's like Anna-Nicole said about Mr. Smith, "Where there's a will, there's a way." :rolleyes:
 
sereneone4u said:
I totally agree with what you said, 69_Eyes...although I have yet to be with a younger man other than cyberly...my son's friend is smooth and not over eager like a puppy....he may just hit it one of these times.


BTW, I love to have my face fucked among other things...

thank you for the compliments, 69 and carpe :kiss: :kiss:

have to agree with 69, those lips just make naughty thoughts run through my mind..
 
18-20? No thanks. Too inexperienced, and more often than not, too immature. Not to mention the fact the after having had said older woman, they run around like girls telling everyone and their brother who they just 'banged'.
Seen it. Not a great thing at all.
 
VermilionSkye said:
18-20? No thanks. Too inexperienced, and more often than not, too immature. Not to mention the fact the after having had said older woman, they run around like girls telling everyone and their brother who they just 'banged'.
Seen it. Not a great thing at all.
When I was that age and that happened, I didn't go tell everyone. :(
 
Hmmm,

From my experience... most way older men don't like to have fun. NOT
all of them, but most of them. So you can drool after them (I drool over Ian Mckellan... I don't care if he's gay, I still think he's sexy,lol) but they may not wanna mess with you. sigh.... :rolleyes:
 
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