How to Free a Penis from a Stuck Zipper

[LesPatterson]

How'd ya un-wrap those Kraft cheese slices.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

How'd ya un-wrap those Kraft cheese slices.

Two ways to read that question.

The one involved undoing the belt, seizing the waistline of the jeans and wiggling in the Down direction.

The other involves a hurried and embarrassing trip to the local ER and probably stitches.

 

[LesPatterson]

Two ways to read that question.

The one involved undoing the belt, seizing the waistline of the jeans and wiggling in the Down direction.

The other involves a hurried and embarrassing trip to the local ER and probably stitches.

Thanks for the advice TP. just gotta mop the blood off my lap top. do ya think it would be ok to put a rubber band on my cock head to stem the blood flow?. thanks in advance. Les (ps) any thoughts about the Kraft cheese slices?

 

[LWulf]

Kraft cheese slices stuck in a zipper??? No clue.

 

[LesPatterson]

No. i sorted the cock in the zip thanks hank. i need to open that fuckin sloppy Plastic cheese that is shrink wrapped...............oh fuk it. you dont understand

 

[twister947]

Eat it plastic and all...you won't notice any difference.

 

[akatrex]

Pro Golfer John Daly's advice GRIP IT & RIP IT!

 

[LWulf]

Pro Golfer John Daly's advice GRIP IT & RIP IT!

The cheese slices???

 

[NbTexas]

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a lot of analyzing and a quick prayer

 

[EdEc]

How'd ya un-wrap those Kraft cheese slices.

Have you tried bending them?