How to delete one's own story or account?

[Laz110]

Hi

I've emailed the contact five times now to request my account to be deleted but have had no response in the last five weeks.

Apart from hacking into the site is there a way to achieve this?

TIA

 

[Adjudicator]

Hi

I've emailed the contact five times now to request my account to be deleted but have had no response in the last five weeks.

Apart from hacking into the site is there a way to achieve this?

TIA

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you are going to have to hack into the site.

 

[Saint Peter]

Pussy!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hi

I've emailed the contact five times now to request my account to be deleted but have had no response in the last five weeks.

Apart from hacking into the site is there a way to achieve this?

TIA

It's going to be part of the permanent history now because as soon as this thread went public, everyone went to go copy everything...

 

[Saint Peter]

You missed a perfect opportunity to be caned by his london friend.

 

[imalickin]

1. You can't delete your account.
2. You can delete a story you posted.

How to delete a story: Submit an empty story with the same title. Add - DELETE to the title. In the notes field put DELETE.

Now...

To get your account deleted do the following:

Next, go to your account here
http://members.literotica.com/
Then Click "Submissions" on the left side
Click "Submit a Story" in the middle menu.
Make the title DELETE ACCOUNT.
Choose any category (doesn't matter).
In the notes field give a short explanation why you would like your account deleted.
Then hit SUBMIT at the bottom.

Deletions are usually done within 4-7 days. This should work. If not, well... you're shit out of luck and you'd have to spam Laurel with your requests via PMs.

 

[Lancecastor]

Not your story anymore.

Read the Terms of Service....once you post it, it belongs to Laurel.

So fuck off.

 

[Laz110]

Many thanks for all your kind assistance.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

edited because i can't be arsed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Its cool.

I deleted their accounts and lame stories.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Its cool.

I deleted their accounts and lame stories.

It's.

 

[Saint Peter]

Its early.

 

[eyerami]

Not your story anymore.

Read the Terms of Service....once you post it, it belongs to Laurel.

http://images.onionstatic.com/starwipe/9925/animated/original.gif

 

[tongueindeeper]

This is aimed at all you mother-fucking hillbillies.

I met your mother/sister once. Her eyes were close together but boy could she play the banjo like that kid in Deliverance.
On the subject of your mother I don’t want you to not think of her while you read this. DO NOT THINK OF YOUR MOTHER. DO NOT PICTURE HER FACE AS YOU READ THIS. I want you to don’t think of her at all, not even her face. Don’t think of her. Try and not to think of her as you read this. Her face won’t come into you mind. TRY NOT TO THINK OF YOUR MOTHER. DO NOT PICTURE HER FACE AS YOU READ THIS. DO NOT THINK OF YOUR MOTHER. DO NOT PICTURE HER FACE AS YOU READ THIS. Don’t think of her at all, not even her face. Don’t think of her. Try and not to think of her as you read this. Her face will not come into you mind. TRY NOT TO THINK OF YOUR MOTHER. DO NOT PICTURE HER FACE AS YOU READ THIS.

Whenever you have sex or a wank DO NOT THINK OF YOUR MOTHER. DO NOT PICTURE HER FACE IN YOUR MIND.

Now, what are you thinking about right now?

 

[Wings]

Oh boy, you got them good!

 

[lovetoread]

i is so impressed!

 

[Saint Peter]

Now, what are you thinking about right now?

Keurig coffee is weak sauce.

 

[Aglaopheme]

French press your mother.

I'm out of beans. I completely forgot to pick some up yesterday.