"How to" Classes for Men

[PacificBlue]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL -SIGN-UP BY SEPT 15TH

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE
TRAYS. STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.


TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO
THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE
DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE
USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT
UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND
NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY
GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND
SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON
VIDEO.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE
REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,
STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN
WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER
FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS.
DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING
COMPANION RELAXATION. EXERCISES,
MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL
ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL
LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.


***UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE
DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
SURVIVORS

 

[princessa]

topic 14: how to begin communication and a significant discussion on your relationship

topic 15: how to please a woman sexually and not be selfish about your own pleasure (for all those poor women who have never had an orgasm )


soooo true... i feel your frustration, pacificblue

 

[PacificBlue]

Oh, I'm not frustrated. I just thought it was funny.

 

[marksgirl]

ROTFLMAO..........good one PB.

 

[llee69]

I cant find the form to fill out....

Could you get me a pen???

Not it has to be one that writes in black...

Now how can I fill this out when you are watching THAT show????

Can you just go ahead and fill this out for me? I mean your writing is soo much nicer than mine....

 

[Spinaroonie]

Can they teach women to not use the capslock button?

 

[bad kitty]

Oh that was just too funny! Rooster is pretty well trained though took alot of work

 

[SlowHand89]

I took those courses last summer and all I got was nagged-to-death.

 

[JerseyBoy]

what i need to know

How do you get someone to tell you what you've done wrong?

 

[lorddragonwolf]

even if we took the course and changed our ways women wuld find a new reason to complain about us.

 

[PacificBlue]

even if we took the course and changed our ways women wuld find a new reason to complain about us.

and men would find just one more reason to dump us for what they think is a better model.

 

[PacificBlue]

Re: what i need to know

How do you get someone to tell you what you've done wrong?

What's the matter?

{{{{Hugs}}}}

 

[YogiBare]

You know, I get damned tired of women putting up this demeaning and "superior" crap that's supposed to be funny. It really just tells me that the women who do it, and get off on it, are entitled, anger-filled jerks, who will eventually be kicked out of bed by their men, when the man gets tired of living with women who tell them that they're inadequate, stupid, dumb every chance they get. Oh, I forgot! Most of them don't have men. Hmmmm ... I wonder why.

 

[intrigued]

You know, I get damned tired of women putting up this demeaning and "superior" crap that's supposed to be funny. It really just tells me that the women who do it, and get off on it, are entitled, anger-filled jerks, who will eventually be kicked out of bed by their men, when the man gets tired of living with women who tell them that they're inadequate, stupid, dumb every chance they get. Oh, I forgot! Most of them don't have men. Hmmmm ... I wonder why.

Please pardon my intrusion, especially in this moment...but, while this new av of yours is lovely, indeed...I miss your other av.

I hope you have a good day today.

 

[YogiBare]

Thanks, intrigued. I'm not sure which one you mean though, since I rotate about four of them (including Yogi, himself). If you tell me which one you like, I'll make it the next one up.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Re: Re: what i need to know

thanks PB...the sunshine is beginning to make its way in...

good to see you logged in! finally

{{{{Hugs}}}}

 

[intrigued]

Thanks, intrigued. I'm not sure which one you mean though, since I rotate about four of them (including Yogi, himself). If you tell me which one you like, I'll make it the next one up.

Oh, thats OK...no need, I was complimenting the other av, thats all. Its the one that resembles John Ritter?? It is the only one I have seen, and I thought it was YOU.

I appreciate your reply.

 

[bully]

Hi. I'm new to this thread and just wanted to let people out there know that I like to lurk.

To my friend, intrigued, mt initials are actually PM. Didn't know if I had mentioned that before

 

[phrodeau]

Can they teach women to not use the capslock button?

Samatter, sd412? Doesn't your browser change the text for you?

Stand up for yourself. Let us know every little thing that bugs you about other folks and how they use their computers.

 

[intrigued]

Hi. I'm new to this thread and just wanted to let people out there know that I like to lurk.

To my friend, intrigued, mt initials are actually PM. Didn't know if I had mentioned that before

LOL...you are so very subtle, dear.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

and men would find just one more reason to dump us for what they think is a better model.

i have not dumped anyone for a better model....i did tell the wife i would leave her for angilina joline.....and she told me she would leave me for her as well.....

 

[PacificBlue]

You know, I get damned tired of women putting up this demeaning and "superior" crap that's supposed to be funny. It really just tells me that the women who do it, and get off on it, are entitled, anger-filled jerks, who will eventually be kicked out of bed by their men, when the man gets tired of living with women who tell them that they're inadequate, stupid, dumb every chance they get. Oh, I forgot! Most of them don't have men. Hmmmm ... I wonder why.

You know, I get damned tired of men who feel the need to tell me what to think, what to post, how to feel, how to dress, how much to weigh, how to talk, and assume that they have an entire gender figured out.

Yep...I'm entitled, anger-filled jerk, who gets kicked out bed by men because I tell then how inadequate, stupid, and dumb they are.



So much for posting a god damned fucking joke!!!