scylis
Assassin/Subtlety Spec'd
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2000
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yes folks, if you act now you too can learn how to be a successful adventurer by ordering this complete, comprehensive, up-to-date guidebook! just look at some of these fantastic chapers!!
-Henchmen: Loyal Companions or Seedy Pack-Mules?
-Making Your Kit Work for *You*
-101 Uses for a 10' Pole
-Catapaults: Yes, That's as Far as They Shoot
-Today's Tinderbox - It's Not Just for Lighting Torches Anymore
-Dungeons to Tackle:
-Twelve Uses for Twelve Iron Spikes
-99 Uses for That Little Hammer That Comes With Twelve Iron Spikes
-Face it, You're Actually "Neutral Evil"
-The King's Lovely Daughter: Look but Don't Touch
-Don't Put Your Hand in That Dark Hole
...and over eighty more information-packed chapters covering all aspects of adventuring, from hoarding to spell-casting and bold heroics to arse-saving cowardice! all of this can be yours for only three easy payments of only 12 gold coins!
act now and recieve a free autographed picture of Minsc the Ranger and Boo, his Miniature Giant Space Hampster companion! offer only valid within the nest fifteen minutes! supplies are limited, so don't wait! call now!
shamlessly borrowed from Icewind Dale II
-Henchmen: Loyal Companions or Seedy Pack-Mules?
-Making Your Kit Work for *You*
-101 Uses for a 10' Pole
-Catapaults: Yes, That's as Far as They Shoot
-Today's Tinderbox - It's Not Just for Lighting Torches Anymore
-Dungeons to Tackle:
- Stinky Pieter's Halls of Poorly Guarded Gold
- The Cave of Soundly Sleeping Monsters
- Archmage "Loose-Bowels" Wozley the Milksop's Enchanted Item Warehouse
- The Wooden Citadel of Darmos the Old and Crippled
- Uncle Fralin's Tool Shed
- ...and more!
- The Iron Fortress of Bloodax, Devourer of Souls
- Dominara the Erinyes' Nine-Layered Brothel of Violent Emasculation (No Slacking ...or Slating ...Allowed)
- The Crimson Hell-Pit of One Billion Miserable Deaths
- Uncle Fralin's Bedroom
- ...and more!
-Twelve Uses for Twelve Iron Spikes
-99 Uses for That Little Hammer That Comes With Twelve Iron Spikes
-Face it, You're Actually "Neutral Evil"
-The King's Lovely Daughter: Look but Don't Touch
-Don't Put Your Hand in That Dark Hole
...and over eighty more information-packed chapters covering all aspects of adventuring, from hoarding to spell-casting and bold heroics to arse-saving cowardice! all of this can be yours for only three easy payments of only 12 gold coins!
act now and recieve a free autographed picture of Minsc the Ranger and Boo, his Miniature Giant Space Hampster companion! offer only valid within the nest fifteen minutes! supplies are limited, so don't wait! call now!
shamlessly borrowed from Icewind Dale II
