How to be a good cocksuckee

[bjjazz]

Be clean, trim that jungle, and interact. Remind me that I’m not sucking off an inanimate chunk of plastic but a sexy, horny man. Moan, guide me, stroke my hair.

And if I decide to let you cum, feel free to let go and thrust a bit. Fuck my face and make me feel like I’ve accomplished something.

Don’t try to pleasure me at the same time. 69 is for porn, not real life. Trying to give a BJ while getting fingered or eaten out is like trying to do your tax return while playing the harpsichord.

I would agree to all that. Plus make it sensual/seductive.

 

[bjjazz]

no hair down there, at first. Second, and that’s only important for blowjobs: the bigger, the more fun it is to play with it.

And show and tell me how good I worship that cock

Agree, male pubes take away a lot of the enjoyment.

 

[MyMostSecretLife]

Be clean, trim that jungle, and interact. Remind me that I’m not sucking off an inanimate chunk of plastic but a sexy, horny man. Moan, guide me, stroke my hair.

And if I decide to let you cum, feel free to let go and thrust a bit. Fuck my face and make me feel like I’ve accomplished something.

Don’t try to pleasure me at the same time. 69 is for porn, not real life. Trying to give a BJ while getting fingered or eaten out is like trying to do your tax return while playing the harpsichord.

I would do all those things. Except for the harpsichord and the taxes.

Would you swallow my cum?

 

[bjjazz]

So beautifully and accurately put ! ! ! I agree with about %99.28735(repeating) --- Trimming the Jungle is okay, but overrated in my book. "The Wilderness MUST be Explored!! " ~~ ( Russell, "UP" -- probably )

Men almost always tell me how much they appreciate my "landing strip" trim. I enjoy sex more with trimmed men.

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

Men almost always tell me how much they appreciate my "landing strip" trim. I enjoy sex more with trimmed men trimmed men.

Nobody likes getting pubes in their throat and it breaks the damn rhythm to get them off your tongue. In my books bare balls and bare pussy (or close to it- landing strips are sexy!) is a must for oral enthusiasts (with apologies to the bush fetishers out there).

 

[PG564E]

Once a girl told me she thought I would be a fun guy to give a blowjob to. It was such an lovely thing to hear!

But I have no idea how to be that guy! Ladies and gentlemen who suck cock, what does the recipient of your attention do that makes it more pleasurable / fun / exciting for you?

I'm male and love it when a man's body trembles and he moans loudly as he cums in my mouth. I have been intimate, blowing him and drinking his semen. Turns me on so much/

 

[PG564E]

If I'm sucking cock I want to know it's pleasurable...describe what you want me to do besides what I'm doing. Also, be sure to let me know if you're about to cum.

I agree 100%. Love dirty talk while I blow a turned on man.

 

[ChatterCock]

Men almost always tell me how much they appreciate my "landing strip" trim. I enjoy sex more with trimmed men.

If I have even the slightest suspicion I might be having sex, especially receiving oral, I shave my shaft and my balls. I leave hair around the shaft in part to not raise my wife’s suspicions (she never looks at what I shave but would notice if I suddenly went hairless), but I like the clean look on myself.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Nobody likes getting pubes in their throat and it breaks the damn rhythm to get them off your tongue. In my books bare balls and bare pussy (or close to it- landing strips are sexy!) is a must for oral enthusiasts (with apologies to the bush fetishers out there).

I actually quite like burying my face in a hairy pussy...

 

[ChatterCock]

I actually quite like burying my face in a hairy pussy...

You know, that is true. The hair captures a woman’s amazing scent, and I definitely don’t object to it. But I also love them hairless.

 

[tristantrotsky]

You know, that is true. The hair captures a woman’s amazing scent, and I definitely don’t object to it. But I also love them hairless.

Pussy is simply there to be licked and orally enjoyed, whether she has a full bush, or whether she is smoothly shaved...

 

[ChatterCock]

Pussy is simply there to be licked and orally enjoyed, whether she has a full bush, or whether she is smoothly shaved...

Or even whether she is full of cum, mine or someone else’s.

 

[tristantrotsky]

Or even whether she is full of cum, mine or someone else’s.

Such a delightful cocktail of flavours...

 

[efnicole]

I'm definitely cumming to this one....

Did you?

 

[pm4321]

Did you?

Of course! And I'm currently at work, struggling and failing to keep my hands off myself....

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Trying to give a BJ while getting fingered or eaten out is like trying to do your tax return while playing the harpsichord.

Okay, the prize for the Literotica Annual Simile Contest goes to….