How to bag a sub.

WriterDom

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First you need a catchy name. Like StrickGODLIKEMaster.

Find a sub. Don't bother reading her profile. If she has a Master it doesn't matter. He probably isn't all knowing and powerful like you.

Send her a message. IN ALL CAPS!. Let her know you mean business. "ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!" is good but not creative.

Demand a picture on the second message. If she sends one, demand a naked one.

Get her phone number.

Collar her.

Pretty simple. Now go find another.
 
WriterDom said:
First you need a catchy name. Like StrickGODLIKEMaster.

Find a sub. Don't bother reading her profile. If she has a Master it doesn't matter. He probably isn't all knowing and powerful like you.

Send her a message. IN ALL CAPS!. Let her know you mean business. "ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!" is good but not creative.

Demand a picture on the second message. If she sends one, demand a naked one.

Get her phone number.

Collar her.

Pretty simple. Now go find another.


ROFL...Did you hack into my PM box???? :p ;)
 
WriterDom said:
First you need a catchy name. Like StrickGODLIKEMaster.

Find a sub. Don't bother reading her profile. If she has a Master it doesn't matter. He probably isn't all knowing and powerful like you.

Send her a message. IN ALL CAPS!. Let her know you mean business. "ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!" is good but not creative.

Demand a picture on the second message. If she sends one, demand a naked one.

Get her phone number.

Collar her.

Pretty simple. Now go find another.
Dammit, WD! Don't spread our secret formula for hoarding all the subs around so just anyone can bag 'em! Geeze!
 
or... you know... you can just get a really big bag and stalk some poor unsuspecting girl untill...
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Dammit, WD! Don't spread our secret formula for hoarding all the subs around so just anyone can bag 'em! Geeze!

It's ok. New ones are popping up like mushrooms after a summer rain.
 
myinnerslut said:
or... you know... you can just get a really big bag and stalk some poor unsuspecting girl untill...

Or club their head and drag them away by their hair. That way you don't have the paper/plastic dilemma.
 
WriterDom said:
It's ok. New ones are popping up like mushrooms after a summer rain.
SO? You really want a bunch of noobs scoopin' up the best of the new crop?
 
LOL, you forgot, they have to throw all their clothes away and be nude at all times from this moment forth, no matter the place, no matter the weather, clothes are not optional!!

Catalina :catroar:
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
SO? You really want a bunch of noobs scoopin' up the best of the new crop?

We could have a limit of 8. Like in trout fishing. I have to go now. But I'll think about the 8 I want.
 
WriterDom said:
We could have a limit of 8. Like in trout fishing. I have to go now. But I'll think about the 8 I want.

For some reason i resent being compared to trout. :cattail:
 
WriterDom said:
We could have a limit of 8. Like in trout fishing. I have to go now. But I'll think about the 8 I want.


boys boys... no need to compete... i recently heard this rumor that all women are submissive, so you arent likely to run out of ..er... trouts (?) any time soon
 
Wait 15 minutes. When ONYRKNEEZBITCH gets over 15 rejections he will turn into "worthlessworm4U97"
 
be strategic

Don't forget the biggie.....focus on the ones who recently find themselves Masterless. Yup easy pickings.
Offer broad shoulders to cry on whilst they are emotional and sad and they are bound to take the bait. ;) Erm........back to fish, again.

Disclaimer: ooh I just thought its a pure coincidence that I find myself Masterless and the above does not refer to any of my Dom friends who have shown me genuine support
 
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Make sure to mention in that first ALL CAPS email that you are a male dominate who has been in the lifestyle for years and years. ;)
 
Remind the sub you have contacted that you have many "applicants" but she still has a really good chance.
 
Sir_Winston54 said:
Why? You got some for sale?


Not me, the term bagging a sub made me think of hunting, like for fur pelts, and then you sell them at a profit.

I am not good at sharing my boys, so they are not on the market!
 
catalina_francisco said:
LOL, you forgot, they have to throw all their clothes away and be nude at all times from this moment forth, no matter the place, no matter the weather, clothes are not optional!!

Catalina :catroar:
Yeah, and being that way for four masters, one mistress while going between homes in the most exoctic locations... I'm not even sure you could make all that happen if you owned the plane... I might like the imagination but hey...
 
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