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Fly_On_Wall

Fly_On_Wall

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I was just talkeing about my family tree and realised......

WOW WE DON'T STOP FUCKING FOR NOTHING :)

4 generations, and we are all close cause of age and well cause we are a close family.

starts with my Pepe, he had 7 kids and from there it just launches lol

of his 7 kids.
the oldest (aunt) has 6 kids 4 girls 2 boys of her six there are 4,2,0,0,2,2 grand kids 7 girls 3 boys
second oldest (aunt) 2 kids boy and girl, and one grand child girl
third (uncle) has 4 kids 2 boys 2 girls, and grand kids 2,2,1,0 two boys 3 girls
forth (uncle) has 3 girls 1 boy, and grand kids of 4 boys (one of only sub familys with more then 2 boys born),0,0,0(that we know of)
5th and would have been 6th but her twin died (aunt) has 6 kids 4 girls 2 boys, and grand kids of 4,2,0,1,1,1 6 boys 3 girls.
6th (aunt) has no kids so no grand kids.
my mom has us 4 kids 2 boys 2 girls and 2,2 grand kids 1 girl 3 boys.

wow, thats 62 kids my pepe has (he calls us all his kids) 36 girls against 26 boys... we are outnumbered :(.
i've 47 cousins fuck... this would be why I don't buy presents haha.

and the generations don't stop and let the next take over. fuck no
his kids are 65-44 years old his grand kids 44-15, and his great grand kids are 20-0 we just kind of meld... Makes me wonder how the hell I mannaged to stay a virgin when everyone else in my family older and younger have had kids already.


So I'm curious.... is my family fucked up or is your family tree just as sexual as mine (and mind you this is only my moms side, I still have my dads side of the family I don't even want to try to figure out)
 
Now you see it, now you don't

First it won't download, then it doubles up. I blame Manu, the gremlin in my machine.
 
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Wear a hardhat when you look.

I never shake my family tree, too many nuts fall out. :eek:
 
Hi Fly!

I'm currently researching my family tree, for my son. We seem to have just the opposite problem. Everyone has very small families. My son has practically no relatives! He's an only child. There were 2 children in my family, ex is an only child. My dad has 1 sister, Mom has 2.

Family reunions can be held in my living room!
 
on my mum's (she has 3 sisters) side I have about 35 living relatives (age 73 - 2), on my dad's side it is a bit more problematic since he is an only child. But my paternal grandmother's sister has 3 children and they have many offsprings too.
All and all i have about 60 relatives I know of who are still alive.

However, we can trace our paternal roots back to about 800AD, when my family moved from northern Germany down south to work as coalminers (that profession is the origin of my surname,too), medieval singers and peasant farmers.

On my mum's side it is much more complicated since both my maternal grandparents came from the big austro-hungerian empire. My grandmother is Czech by ancestry (both of her parents were Bohemian) and my grandfather's lineage is most likely Croatian.

I like tracing my family tree - it's fun. :)


Halo :rose:
 
sometimes late at night....when i'm headed to bed...i'll peek out of the front door...and low and behold....that damn slut oak tree of ours is bent over.....letting the evil elm tree from across the street just have his way with her....his thick trunk slamming into her.....<head hanging>...she's just an adolescent.....

next thread....What To Do About Your Sexually Promiscuous Adolescent Tree....
 
I don't have a family tree...it's a wreath. We are a bunch of inbred freaks. (I'm kidding). My mom and dad both come from really big families. So big I don't think I could sort it all out like you did Fly. I'm not sure I'd want to.
 
I dont have a family tree, I have a family stump.

Mom and Dad are both only children. And most of my grandparents brothers and sisters died without having kids.

So now it is just me my wife, my sister and my parents.

Makes Christmas shopping quick and easy :D
 
Ok here it goes.

Mother's Side:
GreatGrandma had 4 kids...1 boy 3 girls
Great Uncle had 1 kid...boy
He had no kids
Great Aunt 1 had 2 kids...1 boy 1 girl
She had 4 kids....he had 2
Great Aunt 2 had no kids
Grandma had 8 kids...2 died...3 boys 3 girls lived
Uncle 1 has 4 kids and 4 grandkids
Uncle 2 has 4 kids that we know of
Uncle 3 no kids
Aunt 1 had 3 kids and had 3 grandkids
Aunt 2 has 2 kids and 3 grandkids
Mom had 3 kids...1 girl 2 boys...and 4 grandkids
Me I've got 4 kids...3 boys so far one due in July
Brothers have no kids.

Father's Side:
Grandma has 12 kids...4 died...4 boys 4 girls lived
Uncle 1 has 2 kids...1 grandkid
Uncle 2 has 2 kids...both girls
Uncle 3 has 3 kids...2 boys 1 girl
Dad...see Mom above :)
Aunt 1 has 3 kids...all girls...and 4 grandkids
Aunt 2 has 2 kids...1 boy 1 girl
Aunt 3 has 4 kids...1 grandkid
Aunt 4 has 8 kids...4 boys 4 girls...and I think 2 grandkids

Well that about does it...I'd say how many kids Grandpa on Father's side had...but there are only 24 that we know of :D LoL
He was married 3 times...and spent alot of time away from home with the first 2 wives.


Brat
 
My father was on of nine.
His father was one of eight.
His grandfather was one of seven.

By the time I get back into mid eight teen hundreds there is one family with fourteen kids. But only about half of them made it to their thirties.

I had to get a roll of wallpaper to do the family tree.
 
OldAllisWD45 said:
I dont have a family tree, I have a family stump.

So now it is just me my wife, my sister and my parents.

Makes Christmas shopping quick and easy :D
Click to expand...
I can relate,I refer to it as a twig.Me,mom,and my brother.Christmas shopping in 1/2 hour maximum.
 
Dad's Side:

Avô is one of 8
Avó is one of 15
Dad is one of 11 (has 10 surviving siblings, and 7 neices and nephews)

Mom's Side:
Grandpa is one of 3
Nanie is one of 5
Mom is one of 5 (All 5 survived, has 3 neices and 6 nephews)

I am the only child (if you don't count the cats)
 
I have 7 sisters and 6 brothers, and over 100 first cousins (on my mom's side...only a few cousins on my father's side). We breed well in captivity.
 
My family tree is incredibly screwed up, but it's too long of a story to post lol I will say that my dad is one of 7, my mom is one of 5, all of my cousins are in pairs i.e. my cousin Hope(less) is 3 months younger than I am. All of us have a cousin that is either the same age or a few months different. And now it seems the cycle continues as my SO is one of 11 kids, I fortunately am 1 of 2 (do I really have to claim my brother?) Mom always says that she wishes she had been able to have more, but thinking about it, it's probably good she didn't. My brother and I are screwed up enough
 
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