how sad am i lol

[sirgoatboy]

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[done_got_old]

I'M 36 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YET
HAVE SEX WISH THAT WAS A LIE LOL
BUT IT'S NOTBUT I DO HAVE A HEALTY IMAGINEATION AND MASTERBATE
ALL THE TIME
I JUST NEED TO KNOW ON A SCALE OF
1 TO 10
JUST HOW SAD I AM
and an looking to find someone to remove my status as a virgin

Another case of 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin'? What have you tried? How do you look? Are you incapacitated or what?

I find the entire story hard to swallow.

 

[sirgoatboy]

to much booze

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[done_got_old]

spent from age of 16 to 32 at bottom of a bottle of ale
now i'm off the booze find it embarassing to say to any potential person
oh by the way i haven't had sex yet and thats why

find a prostitute and buy some condoms

 

[sirgoatboy]

na don't want to do it that way

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[Morrigu]

find a prostitute and buy some condoms

Perfect advice there, at least they'll know what they're doing with you. Go do it boy

 

[Morrigu]

don't want to do it that way want someone who wants me and
not the contents of my wallet

Are you looking for a shag or love? If a shag and losing your virginity then the prostitute is perfect.

 

[done_got_old]

don't want to do it that way want someone who wants me and
not the contents of my wallet

Are you that fuckin' naive. It seems as though you haven't been able to find anyone who wants you for you. Sex is never free, trust me!

 

[sirgoatboy]

i know

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[done_got_old]

ok
i listened to your advice of course i have thought about it
but desided that i wouldn't use your advice
and to be truthful i don't acctully quite know what i'm looking for
spent the the last decade and a half of my face so even going to a
prostitue is daunting and besides it's against the law

Like you've never broken the law!


go to http://www.web-date.co.uk/project.php?id=6

 

[sirgoatboy]

i told this truth for a laugh

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[done_got_old]

look said it for a laugh
and yes it is the truth and want first time with someone i at least know
not a total stranger who hates me and is only having sex with me because i paid them and i've broken a few laws but was drunk when i did them now i want to
try life without being numb from neck up

To be honest with you, I think you're an alt just here to have fun. I hope you get some before they remake the movie.

 

[SweetErika]

spent from age of 16 to 32 at bottom of a bottle of ale
now i'm off the booze find it embarassing to say to any potential person
oh by the way i haven't had sex yet and thats why

Anyone who likes you for the person you are today enough to be intimate will understand your lack of experience. Virginity can be an asset, you know - it gives someone the opportunity to teach you how to be a good lover right from the start!

Don't be ashamed of your addiction, either. Focus on the fact that you're a very strong person to recover, especially after feeding it for 16 years! I think just about anyone could understand how an addiction could interfere with having a healthy love and sex life, so I'd suggest being honest about it when you become intimate with people.

Keep working on making yourself as attractive as you can be--mentally, emotionally, spiritually and physically--and meeting new people. Don't let yourself think you're pitiful, a loser, or will never get what you want; focus on who you are, will be, and what you'll have if you put forth the effort. Negativity doesn't get you anywhere!

 

[sirgoatboy]

why thank you

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[human_male]

Well I'm 37 and I'm a virgin. How sad is that? At least you have an excuse (if that's the right word), you're a recovering alcoholic. I'm perfectly normal. Healthy. Nothing at all wrong with me. Fuck knows what's wrong.

I don't make a secret about it with people I trust, but I've never annonced it either. But I figured if you've got the guts too then I can too.

And if you are an alt and this is all bullshit, then I imagine I look quite the fool.

 

[FurryFury]

Have y'all tried watching the Pick Up Artist?

 

[sirgoatboy]

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[somberReality]

Well I'm 37 and I'm a virgin. How sad is that? At least you have an excuse (if that's the right word), you're a recovering alcoholic. I'm perfectly normal. Healthy. Nothing at all wrong with me. Fuck knows what's wrong.

I don't make a secret about it with people I trust, but I've never annonced it either. But I figured if you've got the guts too then I can too.

And if you are an alt and this is all bullshit, then I imagine I look quite the fool.

You're a virgin?

 

[sirgoatboy]

yes i am

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[somberReality]

well, i meant the other guy but okay

Wow, didn't know virgins existed anymore.

 

[sirgoatboy]

read the first post i started this

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[FurryFury]

No need for all those colors when you write btw.

The Pick Up Artist is a show on VH1. It has some really good ideas for actually getting a woman interested in you, not just to screw mind you but for life. (Otherwise I wouldn't recommend it.) It can also just help with your overall demeanor and philosophy of life, IMO.

For instance, in general, it helps to look and act as if you are confident and know what the hell is going on. Looking needy, nerdy, scared and so on is not a turn on, unless of course you are that miserable sort that lives off of pity in life.

 

[sirgoatboy]

i like the colours btw

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[FurryFury]

If you are not willing to do anything to change your situation then change is unlikely to happen.

What's wrong is that you are still a virgin, or so you say and you want that to change or so you say.

 

[sirgoatboy]

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