How often do you think about your death?

[Bn2f]

After living through covid, I’ve discovered that dying isn’t real and you shouldn’t trust the narrative sold to you by the government.
You want proof? Well, it’s pretty convincing - I’ve never been dead and neither have any of you. I maybe had a cough and runny nose but I’ve always survived.
I urge everyone to do your own research to find the truth.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Or pies in the fridge.

Solid advice. Is your favorite pie a j'nothermans cremapie?

 

[AnomalyLady]

After living through covid, I’ve discovered that dying isn’t real and you shouldn’t trust the narrative sold to you by the government.
You want proof? Well, it’s pretty convincing - I’ve never been dead and neither have any of you. I maybe had a cough and runny nose but I’ve always survived.
I urge everyone to do your own research to find the truth.

You are nuts lol Has no one around you died? Do you think they are just hiding from you? (That may seem likely and reasonable, knowing you).

 

[HisArpy]

You are nuts lol Has no one around you died? Do you think they are just hiding from you? (That may seem likely and reasonable, knowing you).

He lives in a world inside his own head, populated by one idiot trying to find a paper bag to fight his way out of.

 

[AnomalyLady]

He lives in a world inside his own head, populated by one idiot trying to find a paper bag to fight his way out of.

Republican: "Do you think about death?"
Dems: "Death must not be real."

 

[Saint_Ann]

Already had my brush with death when I was in the hospital a few years ago and people had to fly out to say their goodbyes.
Since then, I dont think about it much.

I think most of us don't. You really can't.

 

[BobRocket]

I’ll be honest, I probably think about my funeral more than my death.

 

[Bn2f]

He lives in a world inside his own head, populated by one idiot trying to find a paper bag to fight his way out of.

Republican: "Do you think about death?"
Dems: "Death must not be real."

IDK why this dumbass thread was started on the pb I’m guessing Ken woke from a bender finding one his household of cats gnawing on his nerve dead diabetic toes. Anyway, this being a site for interpretive prose, I felt I would make it political by pointing to the hypocrisy of folks pondering about their own deaths after many/some helped propagate a false myth about a science tested vaccine.

I know right? I misread the room, or rather, this is absolutely the wrong thread to make such a subtle and nuanced statement on the stupidity of a lot of soulless magats. Guess what? Your Jesus is the only one who’s come back from the dead and you’re all going to Muslim hell! (dammit, I did it again!)

 

[Chernosoth]

I expect I will become unable to work long before official retirement age, as SSI approaches its termination, investments lose value, retirement accounts quietly vanish, etc. My savings of a few thousand could be gone in a few months of unemployment. I accept the probability of dying long before retirement age. I could take a last trip somewhere to enjoy life a little bit instead of a longer struggle to stay alive.

 

[AnomalyLady]

IDK why this dumbass thread was started on the pb I’m guessing Ken woke from a bender finding one his household of cats gnawing on his nerve dead diabetic toes. Anyway, this being a site for interpretive prose, I felt I would make it political by pointing to the hypocrisy of folks pondering about their own deaths after many/some helped propagate a false myth about a science tested vaccine.

I know right? I misread the room, or rather, this is absolutely the wrong thread to make such a subtle and nuanced statement on the stupidity of a lot of soulless magats. Guess what? Your Jesus is the only one who’s come back from the dead and you’re all going to Muslim hell! (dammit, I did it again!)

Post didn't bother me. Seemed harmless enough.

My Jesus? I'm not religious.

 

[Booboobear84]

That's okay. I wanted to get a room at Allah's. They come with a bunch of virgins as standard

Can someone tell me the appeal of virgins. I kind of prefer people who know what they’re doing

 

[Bn2f]

Post didn't bother me. Seemed harmless enough.

My Jesus? I'm not religious.

I LOL’d your post. It was funny.
But I can understand how me tagging you could make you feel this was adversarial to you. It wasn’t. Figured you would appreciate the prose part.

 

[HisArpy]

Can someone tell me the appeal of virgins. I kind of prefer people who know what they’re doing

Some people like the idea of going where no man has gone before.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Dipshit, you do that already by being an indecisive moderate and having others decide who is your president.

So far, the decisions that have affected me the most were the ones I made.

Guess what? Your Jesus is the only one who’s come back from the dead and you’re all going to Muslim hell! (dammit, I did it again!)

Any Jesus of mine would be a bobble head and play "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands."

 

[TastySuckToy]

Can someone tell me the appeal of virgins. I kind of prefer people who know what they’re doing

In the not so distant past, virginity was the only means by which a man could trust the children produced were actually his. Along with several other factors, such as long term bonding issues, which especially affects women who have more than one partner.

 

[Booboobear84]

In the not so distant past, virginity was the only means by which a man could trust the children produced were actually his. Along with several other factors, such as long term bonding issues, which especially affects women who have more than one partner.

Understood, but why would this matter in the afterlife? I understand that purity was cherished, but It seems a bit odd for the afterlife.

 

[ll74]

I'm going to die some day.
I focus on not dying because I like living.

/Fin

 

[TastySuckToy]

Understood, but why would this matter in the afterlife? I understand that purity was cherished, but It seems a bit odd for the afterlife.

Well, I can't speak on religious and superstitious nonsense.

 

[CambridgeBi]

Halt! Who goes there?
Death.
Approach, friend.

 

[SandraMaus]

Can someone tell me the appeal of virgins. I kind of prefer people who know what they’re doing

And I got infinite time to teach them It's much better then sitting on a cloud until eternity