how often do you masturbate?

how often do you masturbate?


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silverwhisper

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it's a simple question. in this context: i mean solo activity, not as part of sex/lovemaking w/ a partner. :>

yes, i know for some of you it depends on whether i'm in a relationship/having sex on a regular basis. go w/ whatever your current dating status is right now.

ed
 
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i used to masturbate once a day but i don't anymore...to busy..too tired...
 
Masturbation is evil and wrong. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to masterbate, masterbait, or mastrubate. :devil:
 
Eilan said:
Masturbation is evil and wrong. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to masterbate, masterbait, or mastrubate. :devil:

That's not what the nuns said. ;)
 
Like once and then I realised my fingers are too short and stumpy to do anything for myself...no fun=no point.
 
BG: oo, you blush! ;D

:D

malaria: um...you know, it isn't always about penetration...

ed
 
Eilan said:
Masturbation is evil and wrong. It is, however, perfectly acceptable to masterbate, masterbait, or mastrubate. :devil:
Eilan, my hnads are tired. Could you spell me for a while?
 
Oh i know but i'm just generally rubbish with myself down there...I haven't a clue how to do what I like! Good thing my b/f is so good.......
 
Malaria said:
Oh i know but i'm just generally rubbish with myself down there...I haven't a clue how to do what I like! Good thing my b/f is so good.......

You should take some time and figure it out! Totally worth it...I'm a couple-times-a-weeker but some days I do multiple times. Just thought I would contribute...
 
You people need help! You are not doing it enough. I'm on the phone with bg and she is still blushing at the question. She called me a slut for my dolphin.
 
Cathleen said:
You people need help! You are not doing it enough. I'm on the phone with bg and she is still blushing at the question. She called me a slut for my dolphin.


well I'd be blushing too if I was on the phone with you and you were using your dolphin...especially since the one I've got is atop a cock ring with a bullet! Cate!!!!
 
Cathleen said:
You people need help! You are not doing it enough. I'm on the phone with bg and she is still blushing at the question. She called me a slut for my dolphin.

hear hear...the dolphin is one of the top ten inventions of all time...
 
rose_trouble said:
hear hear...the dolphin is one of the top ten inventions of all time...
Oh yes, it is a wonderful thing.

wicked woman said:
well I'd be blushing too if I was on the phone with you and you were using your dolphin...especially since the one I've got is atop a cock ring with a bullet! Cate!!!!
Holy Moly WW, I bow to your dolphin atop the cock ring with a bullet. My dolphin is standing proud on my night table at its feet are a collection of bullets, red, blue and yellow and the very best of them... the silver ones! :D

I can't believe I'm the only one that chose the very best option.
 
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Cathleen said:
Oh yes, it is a wonderful thing.


Holy Moly WW, I bow to your dolphin atop the cock ring with a bullet. My dolphin is standing proud on my night table at its feet are a collection of bullets, red, blue and yellow and the very best of them... the silver ones! :D

I can't believe I'm the only one that chose the very best option.

The best option...Cate I can't type well while masturbating....find it more distracting than helpful...so I am not masturbating at this moment...doesn't mean I didn't cum...again and again recently. ;)
 
wicked woman said:
The best option...Cate I can't type well while masturbating....find it more distracting than helpful...so I am not masturbating at this moment...doesn't mean I didn't cum...again and again recently. ;)
Oh ya big showoff! :D

Remember back a few years there was the attempt at voice writing out our thoughts -- ? Whatever happened with that, think of the fun we could have with that nifty invention!

I cannot do much of anything significant while masturbating -- well other than enjoying it and the resulting pleasure of orgasms.
 
silverwhisper said:
ah cate...i'm so glad someone chose it! :D

ed
I'm just blazing my own trail Ed... might as well go for the brass ring right? :)
 
Usually two times a day: once when I wake up and once before I go to bed. If I don't have to work, I might do it during the day too.
 
Cathleen said:
Oh ya big showoff! :D

Remember back a few years there was the attempt at voice writing out our thoughts -- ? Whatever happened with that, think of the fun we could have with that nifty invention!

I cannot do much of anything significant while masturbating -- well other than enjoying it and the resulting pleasure of orgasms.


*lowers head....not meaning to*

You mean voice recognition for computers. It's still around...though you're right I haven't heard much about it lately.

I'm with you about not doing much else but enjoying....though I did have this exquisite experience being blind folded and told to masturbate...he left the room...waited a while to come back in...a long while I think...then proceeded to quietly watch. And that was just for starters. :D

hhmmm guess this belongs on the masturbating within a relationship thread.
 
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