How NOT to write sex scenes

[ABSTRUSE]

Your thingy...kinda...kinda near my thingy. I can't...oh...thingy...thingy...sorta.

Godamn you.....I'm pissing myself.

I think you have a career in bad porn....you should move to movies next.

 

[Recidiva]

Godamn you.....I'm pissing myself.

I think you have a career in bad porn....you should move to movies next.

I'm everywhere, baybee!

Glad to make you giggle. This has made my day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm everywhere, baybee!

Glad to make you giggle. This has made my day.

Agreed, this is fabulous. I needed a good laugh.

 

[MercyMia]

otorhinolaryngological???


That would dry my juices right up

 

[Recidiva]

otorhinolaryngological???


That would dry my juices right up

Your mucous membranes would be dry, yes. Unless you had an infection. Then it's just oogy.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Abs,

You and Recidiva need to co-author a story for the Halloween contest. The little thingy would be a STRONG contender for last place dishonors.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Recidiva]

Abs,

You and Recidiva need to co-author a story for the Halloween contest. The little thingy would be a STRONG contender for last place dishonors.

Rumple Foreskin

I like last place. I can watch the cute guys from the back.