How Not to Seduce a Woman

[Huckleman2000]

Okay, this might be "political", but it's also a totally ridiculous example of "how not to write a seduction scene".

This idiot, James O'Keefe, the ACORN pimp, was approached by a CNN investigative journalist doing a story about young conservative activists. He interpreted this as a come-on, and planned a secret-taping scene where he would seduce her on a "palace of pleasure" boat. One of his female assistants spilled the beans to the reporter just before she arrived to do the interview, with a 13-page document outlining the "CNN Caper".

"The plans appeared so outlandish and so juvenile in tone, I questioned whether it was part of a second attempted punk," Boudreau said.

But in a phone conversation, Santa confirmed the document was authentic. Listed under "equipment needed," is "hidden cams on the boat," and a "tripod and overt recorder near the bed, an obvious sex tape machine."

Among the props listed were a "condom jar, dildos, posters and paintings of naked women, fuzzy handcuffs" and a blindfold.

According to the document, O'Keefe was to record a video of the following script before Boudreau arrived: "My name is James. I work in video activism and journalism. I've been approached by CNN for an interview where I know what their angle is: they want to portray me and my friends as crazies, as non-journalists, as unprofessional and likely as homophobes, racists or bigots of some sort....

"Instead, I've decided to have a little fun. Instead of giving her a serious interview, I'm going to punk CNN. Abbie has been trying to seduce me to use me, in order to spin a lie about me. So, I'm going to seduce her, on camera, to use her for a video. This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five will get a taste of her own medicine, she'll get seduced on camera and you'll get to see the awkwardness and the aftermath.

"Please sit back and enjoy the show."

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yeah, that would be a hella beginning to a story!

How would the plot wind up? FemDom would be cool. The reporter, of course, would never meet him on the boat, because we will leave her her own preferred ambitions. She'll go on to her next assignment, absolutely free from any whisper of this attempted debacle. Instead, a longtime freind of the reporter, a Domme with a will of iron, would show up in her stead and turn him into a grovelling slave. he would find himself in complete collusion, desperate to be collared by the Goddess of his dreams. he would knowingly set himself up in a way that no one would ever believe him if he ever tried to tell the truth...

And his political career just wouldn't go anywhere after that. Behind every happy man is a good woman, and our boy has found peace at last-- and so have the local politics.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2010/09/rs-_okeefe.html
http://siu.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/29/our-documentary-takes-a-strange-detour/

 

[Huckleman2000]

Yeah, that would be a hella beginning to a story!

How would the plot wind up? FemDom would be cool. The reporter, of course, would never meet him on the boat, because we will leave her her own preferred ambitions. She'll go on to her next assignment, absolutely free from any whisper of this attempted debacle. Instead, a longtime freind of the reporter, a Domme with a will of iron, would show up in her stead and turn him into a grovelling slave. he would find himself in complete collusion, desperate to be collared by the Goddess of his dreams. he would knowingly set himself up in a way that no one would ever believe him if he ever tried to tell the truth...

And his political career just wouldn't go anywhere after that. Behind every happy man is a good woman, and our boy has found peace at last-- and so have the local politics.

HA! That's pretty good. Sort of a BDSM sub-plot in a Doris Day and Rock Hudson porno, where Doris Day is the reporter and Rock Hudson is the bisexual assistant with a heart of gold who tips her off.