How not to impress your date.

Gi_Venus said:
Unless your date is the type who loves carnivirous indulgences.....this is the place to stay away from. No trembling or timid looks allowed as you enter the door for they may trigger innate releasing mechanisms of a predator prey kind. But if you like hanging with the big cats......Charlie's is the place to go.


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Ah, one of those places where you get to kill your own food and eat it raw?
 
That sign could imply something else as well...

"Waiter, we'll have the orgy for six, dessert and coffee."
 
TE999 said:
That sign could imply something else as well...

"Waiter, we'll have the orgy for six, dessert and coffee."

Laughing..I knew I could count on somebody coming up with that angle.
"Waitress, What is the special?" or "Waiter what is on the buffet?" "Fantasy" he says.
A hard eyed middle aged thin waitress chewing gum loudly"Whut can I do for ya'll?"
Pencil at ready hovering above her check pad. Expectant look on her worldly lined face.
 
Carnevil9 said:
Unless it eats you first!......Carney

Weekly specials to draw the vegetarians in......all the locals know....but the tourists. The obnoxious ones are directed there for some "really good" food. Keeps everyone happy....except the tourists.
 
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