How much?

[cg_allstar]

Ok, for some reason I was curious how much semen I have produced through masturbation. Here's the math.

18 years masturbating
365 days per year
average of once per day (lowballing it here)
= 6570 sessions

avg. volume of ejaculate 10cc

Total volume of semen produced
- 65.7 Liters
- 17.4 Gallons

At least! I'm kinda proud of myself. I think I'll use the liters measure when sharing this with friends. It sounds more impressive.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

lol...you really do have time on your hands....maybe you should masturbate more? grin

 

[Rubyfruit]

17.4 gallons? Wow, that's impressive.

 

[cg_allstar]

lol...you really do have time on your hands....maybe you should masturbate more? grin

Hmm. There's another one, how much time have I spent masturbating? Nope. Don't want to go there. That set of calculations would be way too difficult.

 

[cg_allstar]

17.4 gallons? Wow, that's impressive.

Nah, probably just a little better than average. Now 17.4 gallons all at once, that would be impressive.

 

[celiaKitten]

Nah, probably just a little better than average. Now 17.4 gallons all at once, that would be impressive.

I was thinking it would be severely frightening ... but hey - to each his own ...

Here's a new calculation for you: Figure out how many calories are consumed per year based on someone swallowing after oral sex .. say ... twice a week?

 

[cg_allstar]

I was thinking it would be severely frightening ... but hey - to each his own ...

You bet your ass it'd be frightening. You ever see 17.4 gallons of cum shoot out of a 15 pound Dachshund?

Here's a new calculation for you: Figure out how many calories are consumed per year based on someone swallowing after oral sex .. say ... twice a week?

Easy enough.

52 weeks in a year
2 swallows a week
15 calories on average per load
= 1560 calories

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Easy enough.

52 weeks in a year
2 swallows a week
15 calories on average per load
= 1560 calories

I so didn't need to know that...now I have to readjust my diet ::wink::

 

[celiaKitten]

LOL You never fail to amuse me...

(and I'd hardly pictured you as dog ... but I think that said weiner dog would be rather emaciated by the second gallon ...)

 

[cg_allstar]

How much excercise would celiaKitten have to do to burn off 1560 calories?

3 hours of high intensity aerobics
5 hours of low intensity aerobics
7.5 hours of automotive repair
3 hours of wheelchair basketball
9 hours of billiards
7.5 hours of farming, milking by hand
3 hours of kickball
11 hours of playing a woodwind instrument
19 hours of sex, which would only lead to her swallowing more semen, which would only lead to more sex, which would lead...

 

[celiaKitten]

How much excercise would celiaKitten have to do to burn off 1560 calories?

3 hours of high intensity aerobics
5 hours of low intensity aerobics
7.5 hours of automotive repair
3 hours of wheelchair basketball
9 hours of billiards
7.5 hours of farming, milking by hand
3 hours of kickball
11 hours of playing a woodwind instrument
19 hours of sex, which would only lead to her swallowing more semen, which would only lead to more sex, which would lead...

1 & 2 : I'm not an aerobics kinda girl
3. Done that in the past month, no prob.
4. Uhm, I don't have one, nor do I really play basketball
5. I most likely do that within a year
6. Not anymore, damnit!!
7. I abhor kickball
8. Heh, no sweat there. And I do believe you know about the whole *woodwind tongue* thing - right?
9. I think from the above list you can see, I've got it covered..


You're such a dork

 

[sexy-girl]

see now if you could use that stuff to fuel cars we'd finally have found a use for men

 

[perks]

see now if you could use that stuff to fuel cars we'd finally have found a use for men

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[celiaKitten]

see now if you could use that stuff to fuel cars we'd finally have found a use for men

Lol! Good point, s-g

that reminds me of a lovely little joke..

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!

 

[cg_allstar]

You asked for it

Lol! Good point, s-g

that reminds me of a lovely little joke..

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: You asked for it

Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Ah yes, but he also never got laid again

 

[cg_allstar]

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!

Why did God make man first?
He didn't want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.

 

[celiaKitten]

Why did God make man first?
He didn't want to have a woman looking over his shoulder.

Whoever said God was male? I mean, look at the attention to detail in the creation of the universe ...

 

[cg_allstar]

NOOOOO!

Whoever said God was male? I mean, look at the attention to detail in the creation of the universe ...

I absolutely forbid you to turn my thread into another one of those religious dabate threads. Talk about something else. Better yet talk about the original topic of this thread, namely how much semen I have produced and how you're going to help me generate more.

 

[celiaKitten]

but .. but ... but ... I like the forbidden

 

[cg_allstar]

but .. but ... but ... I like the forbidden

Well, in that case I absolutely, positively forbid you to suck my cock.

 

[celiaKitten]

Well, in that case I absolutely, positively forbid you to suck my cock.

lol - that's quite a long drive for a taste of the forbidden ..

 

[cg_allstar]

lol - that's quite a long drive for a taste of the forbidden ..

Ah, but the forbidden fruit is sweetest, and mine is so very sweet.

 

[celiaKitten]

You're so mean to tease me this way

 

[cg_allstar]

You're so mean to tease me this way

Serves you right for being so far away.