How much do you bench? (& other assorted cheesy pick up lines disguised as questions)

Jade

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Hehe... don't you just love it when you are amazingly um... (has to be a more classy term than.. "horny".. that word sucks)... "aroused" (yes that is better!) and that little light buld clicks on in your head as you think of the purpose "approach" to use on the "hottie" sitting across the room?

Now, as horrible as it may seem, most of these things are incredibly innocent, no matter where are intentions truly lie. For example, many of us have given and received them, despite being married, engaged, attatched, etc. Why? B/C it is not a direct pick up, and can be interpreted so many ways... and damn don't we think we are tricky when we use one... yet HA isn't it so funny when someone uses one on us!!

I was just wondering... used any good ones lately, or had any used on you?

Do you think it is wrong for someone to use them on someone else if one of them is NOT single?
Need your thoughts... thanks as always!
 
How about this one:

If I had 11 roses and a friend like you what would I have? A dozen

I thought it was sweet when it was used on me, but it was so obvious.
 
Responses to Pick Up Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to
leave.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot
spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

I hope you don't mind these but, when I saw the subject I thought I'd share these you might get a laugh!
 
hahahaha Bravo !!!!

:p
 
LOL forgetunome rules she keeps making me laugh:) Thanks again!

[Edited by wolfy on 10-03-2000 at 11:14 PM]
 
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