How many times can you get married?

[willywanker]

I posted this in another thread but it has the word 'church' in the title and is falling so quickly I was afraid no one would get to see this one.



A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Preacher said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

 

[Ally C]

If marriage is 4 ever, then that would make it 20.

*groan*

Maybe I should quit while I'm behind ...

 

[Mischka]

Ally C, Guru of Groaners

I'm still trying to figure out a response to your goal keeper one.

 

[Kymberley]

Until your spouse catches you!

 

[Ally C]

Re: Ally C, Guru of Groaners

I'm still trying to figure out a response to your goal keeper one.

How about:

In America goalkeepers tend to be called something else which sounds soft*

*The above 'soft' sounding tendency is known as a goaltender.


***I didn't have the heart or the nerve to divide that into more than one post***

I give up ...

 

[willywanker]

Re: Re: Ally C, Guru of Groaners

Originally posted by Ally C I give up ...

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ALLY?????? Give Up?????? Tell me it ain't so!!!!!

AAAAAAhhhhhhhh, Running from thread coving head,"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!"

 

[scylis]

approximately 36 or so, going by the character Erica Cain (Susan Lucci) on the soap All My Children.. i think she's been married to nearly every guy on the show.. twice!