How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

[McKenna]

Banana.

 

[lisa123414]

Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

 

[TxRad]

Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Only if the giraffe is on roller skates.

 

[Vermilion]

But who'll wear the tuba?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

A bagel with creamcheese on a sunny morning.

 

[lisa123414]

whoops, were you using the tub, duckie?

 

[Guest]

whoops, were you using the tub, duckie?

I was.

(But I'll share.)

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I was.

(But I'll share.)

 

[McKenna]

http://blog.extensis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/creepyclown.png

 

[Guest]

http://blog.extensis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/creepyclown.png

That's scary.

 

[Carnevil9]

http://blog.extensis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/creepyclown.png

Grandpa!!!

 

[The_Fool]

http://blog.extensis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/creepyclown.png

How did you get my portrait?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I much prefer this for my surreal art:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-3/1249307/sensual.jpg

 

[jomar]

Don't forget the floppy clock.





PS: loved the grandpa joke SG.

 

[McKenna]

I you people.

 

[McKenna]

Grandpa!!!

I lol'd.

 

[rgraham666]

Fish.

http://mocoloco.com/art/archives/nauman_fish_oct_05.jpg

 

[McKenna]

http://www.dirtyolive.net/olive.jpg

 

[cheerful_deviant]

http://www.dirtyolive.net/olive.jpg

That just looks wrong somehow.

 

[rgraham666]

Stand still while I suck the pimento out of you.

 

[cloudy]

http://ixpats.com/bestoftheweb/wp-uploads/surreal-art-10.jpg

 

[rgraham666]

http://ixpats.com/bestoftheweb/wp-uploads/surreal-art-10.jpg

That's very cool!

 

[McKenna]

The surreal life, it's good, no?

 

[cloudy]

That's very cool!

I like this one too:

http://ixpats.com/bestoftheweb/wp-uploads/surreal-art-14.jpg

 

[lisa123414]

I was.

(But I'll share.)

Wow, surreal tub, means there is room for us all! Let me just slip out of these clothes....