How Many Positions...

[Ambrosious]

...on average, in one sexual excapade. Do you change positions once, twice, or are you like a jungle gym?

Just curious...and I average three.

 

[Silverlily]

Three or four

 

[Rosebud]

three or four unless we are really going at it full force then i lose count

 

[Merelan]

I didn't know I was suppose to be counting. I will have to get back to you on this one.

 

[roosterboy]

positions

I will have to stick w/ the general sensus on this one, three to four. Unles you count oral for each then it's more.


Rooster-

 

[Guest]

Positions: To Change or Not To Change: As Brought To You By Tiggs!

During one sex act with a man the positions are usually him on top with my legs on his shoulders, doggy style, and sometimes spoons. So, it looks like 3. Sometimes we add the me on top position, but not all the time.

 

[Juliangel]

Usually four sometimes more, depending on how tired he is from work.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Welp.......

Um,..........

27.

Without fail.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ahhhhh.... make that......

32! 32 positions. Yeah, that's it.

32 cause I'm a Camera Supra expert.

Camera Supra? What's that an old man Toyota GT that takes pictures? No? You don't know????

Camera Supra - it's slant-eyed sex positions - which ain't easy considerin' all they's pussy's goes sideways.

That's where they get that expression - slant-eyed and sideway's - yuch, yuch.

Hmmmmmmm.......???????

Stupid.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: Ahhhhh.... make that......

32! 32 positions. Yeah, that's it.

32 cause I'm a Camera Supra expert.

Camera Supra? What's that an old man Toyota GT that takes pictures? No? You don't know????

Camera Supra - it's slant-eyed sex positions - which ain't easy considerin' all they's pussy's goes sideways.

That's where they get that expression - slant-eyed and sideway's - yuch, yuch.

Hmmmmmmm.......???????

Stupid.

Are you drinking tonight? If not, maybe you should be. I can just see you, slugging back beer, fingers poised over the keyboard, waiting for a new thread to post to. LOL I love the Sparkster.

 

[KillerMuffin]

3

#1) missionary for a bit then on to position two

#2) laying stiffly with face twisted in agony going ouch ouch ooooh ouch I hurt something, no hun I don't wanna stop, just let me stretch out for a minute

back to #1) missionary for a bit then back to position two

#2) laying stiffly with face twisted in agony valiantly trying not to cry groaning and wondering where he left the darvoset

back to #1) missionary for a bit then a sudden switch to position

#1a) known in the Kama Sutra as "the Box, his legs outside of hers, do that for a bit then an abrupt switch to

#2) wondering if aspirin would to the trick... wondering if I could just talk him into mutual masturbation... then

#3) doggy style, bang ouch, bang ouch, bang ouch grunt grunt ooooooooohhhh cum with a quick segue to

#2) Oh hun, that felt good but oh gawd I hurt, could you get me some tequila and run me a hot bath? maybe some paramedics?


Or is this TMI?

I just love having sex. *sigh*

 

[Rosebud]

you are just too damn cute Killer baby

 

[Guest]

shut up you whore...the bitch is mine

 

[Ambrosious]

3

#1) missionary for a bit then on to position two

#2) laying stiffly with face twisted in agony going ouch ouch ooooh ouch I hurt something, no hun I don't wanna stop, just let me stretch out for a minute

back to #1) missionary for a bit then back to position two

#2) laying stiffly with face twisted in agony valiantly trying not to cry groaning and wondering where he left the darvoset

back to #1) missionary for a bit then a sudden switch to position

#1a) known in the Kama Sutra as "the Box, his legs outside of hers, do that for a bit then an abrupt switch to

#2) wondering if aspirin would to the trick... wondering if I could just talk him into mutual masturbation... then

#3) doggy style, bang ouch, bang ouch, bang ouch grunt grunt ooooooooohhhh cum with a quick segue to

#2) Oh hun, that felt good but oh gawd I hurt, could you get me some tequila and run me a hot bath? maybe some paramedics?


Or is this TMI?

I just love having sex. *sigh*

Hmmm...well...shucks...ahhh...hhmmmm.

Never saw that one coming. Damn...just damn.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, what can I say? The army broke his ass. And his hips, and knees, and his lower back, and some of his ribs. Oh yeah, and certain areas surrounding the wild monkey wrench of love are too tender to bear weight due to army style surgeries.

*sigh*

 

[minx]

As many as possible!

 

[Vlad]

32 positions that actually boil down to 2.....in......out.......in........out.......in......out....etc

Vlad

 

[minx]

32 positions that actually boil down to 2.....in......out.......in........out.......in......out....etc

Vlad

Let's see, that would be 16 strokes. Wow, you're fast!

 

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[Juliangel]

My left leg is between his and I'm on my left side with my right leg wrapped around his waist.... in this position he can move from front to back with out any problems! plus get great depth!

I do not know what it is called but we have tried it or something real close to it. 2 thumbs up