How Many Orgasms Have You Had Today?

[Chicklet]

I just finished off my fifth personal record. Now if only my boyfriend would come home...

 

[fond of facials]

None today, but that will all change in the next couple of hours.

 

[k¡tty]

Uh a big fat Zero

 

[Chicklet]

<gasp>

what do you people do with your time?

 

[Guest]

Zilch here too.

 

[bondagegurl]

I just finished off my fifth personal record. Now if only my boyfriend would come home...

just one ~*pouting*~

hmmm... but i still have 2 1/2 hours left ~*eyeing up the bed*~

 

[Chicklet]

hmmm

we've got to do something about this

 

[StrawberryPez]

None. I slept in, did laundry, and worked. But I'm home now.

 

[k¡tty]

<gasp>

what do you people do with your time?

I honestly had intended to set aside some me time today.. but the phone kept ringing, supper needed making and well.. I was here for a bit. ;-)

 

[HeavyStick]

I'm gonna go punch my clown here pretty soon.

 

[MsMuffet]

Well.. there was that one before I went to bed, which was officially today... then when I woke up... and it was my "mental health" day off, so I took full advantage of that with a special friend. Acted a little crazy... but my body thanks me for it!

Oh... I am getting distracted... After the 4th, there was a multiple episode! What does that count for?

Hey, and it was HUMP day, wasn't it???

(hehehehehe)

 

[HeavyStick]

but the phone kept ringing

Problem with the phone?

 

[morninggirl5]

Five, would have been more but someone has an early meeting in the morning.

 

[k¡tty]

Problem with the phone?

Double booking.



I really need a new assistant.

 

[Guest]

I'm gonna go punch my clown here pretty soon.

Poor baby, be gentle with him.

 

[Chicklet]

i took a long bath, watched some tv, made some food, did some laundry, was on here forever...hehehe

 

[islandman]

I've had two, about 5 minutes apart.

 

[HeavyStick]

Poor baby, be gentle with him.

Ok... I'll pet the porpoise instead.

 

[fond of facials]

<gasp>

what do you people do with your time?

Wake the kids up,
feed them,
bathe them,
feed myself,
bathe myself,
feed the cats,
clean the house,
work work work,
feed the kids again,
wonder how they got so filthy that fast,
bathe kids again,
make dinner,
call hubby for some adult chit chat,
play with kids,
sing Blue's Clues a million times with kids,
try to calm kids down and get ready for bed,
put kids in jammies,
brush kids teeth,
put kids to bed,
put them back in bed,
put them back in bed again and tell them I better not see them out of that bed again,
put kids back in bed,
grab a pillow and scream into it,
kids finally fall asleep,
grab a gang bang girl video and a vibrator, feel better ,
hubby gets home, jump him, feel much better!

Right now I'm at singing Blue's Clues. lol

 

[Chicklet]

we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
we just figured out blues clues
because we're really smart.

i'm so glad i don't have kids.

 

[Saint Valentine]

None. But I'm not bitter about it.

 

[Guest]

Ok... I'll pet the porpoise instead.

"Flipper-----Flipper!" *moon dancing on my tail.*

 

[bondagegurl]

Wake the kids up,
feed them,
bathe them,
feed myself,
bathe myself,
feed the cats,
clean the house,
work work work,
feed the kids again,
wonder how they got so filthy that fast,
bathe kids again,
make dinner,
call hubby for some adult chit chat,
play with kids,
sing Blue's Clues a million times with kids,
try to calm kids down and get ready for bed,
put kids in jammies,
brush kids teeth,
put kids to bed,
put them back in bed,
put them back in bed again and tell them I better not see them out of that bed again,
put kids back in bed,
grab a pillow and scream into it,
kids finally fall asleep,
grab a gang bang girl video and a vibrator, feel better ,
hubby gets home, jump him, feel much better!

Right now I'm at singing Blue's Clues. lol

~*LOL*~ wonderfuly put!

 

[Dumpling]

How many orgsm had you had today

Ha, Ha very funny is this a middle of the Week thing?

 

[fond of facials]

i'm so glad i don't have kids.

I wouldn't give it up for the world or change a thing. Having your little girl wrap her arms around your neck for a big mommy hug is better then any orgasm.