How Many Of You Have Kids?

Holy Quran - The Iron [57.27] Then We made Our apostles to follow in their footsteps, and We sent Isa son of Marium afterwards, and We gave him the Injeel, and We put in the hearts of those who followed him kindness and mercy; and (as for) monkery, they innovated it-- We did not prescribe it to them-- only to seek Allah's pleasure, but they did not observe it with its due observance; so We gave to those of them who believed their reward, and most of them are transgressors.

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I have two wonderful little girls... A three year old and a little bitty 3.5 month old... They are the most wonderful part of my life...

Now for my question... Why do you want to know such information?
 
Holy Bible - 1Jo 4:9 In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him.

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freakygurl said:
I have 12 kids.. all by different fathers.


Where the fuck are my twinkies?

Dang, girl, you don't look that stressed out.

You don't look like a girl who's been without a cigarette for seven days, either, though. Is that really you?
 
Holy Bible - 1Jo 4:11 Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another.

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Sandia said:


Dang, girl, you don't look that stressed out.

You don't look like a girl who's been without a cigarette for seven days, either, though. Is that really you?


This picture was taken before I stopped smoking..


and I keep the kids tied up outside.. so they don't stress me to much.
 
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I'm saving myself for just the right yayati. Then I'll bear him as many as he/it wants.

I'll take any of the yayatis:

yayati28776
yayati26462
yayati22837
 
Bhagavad-Gita - (11.52) LORD CAN BE SEEN BY DEVOTIONAL love / Lord Krishna said: This four-armed form of Mine that you have seen is very difficult, indeed, to see. Even celestial controllers are ever longing to see this form.

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I have two mostly wonderful daughters...the 10 year old is starting that pre-teen "Leave me the fuck alone, you idiot" crap. Grrrrr...

SaucyWench
 
Oh hell I'll bite... only cause I am a proud mama. My baby girl turned 2 today, got loaded up on cake icing, shot around the house like a rocket, came down and crashed finally. Oh and my 4 month old FINALLY went to sleep.
 
Confucius - Tsze-chang having asked how virtue was to be exalted, and delusions to be discovered, the Master said, "Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles, and be moving continually to what is right,-this is the way to exalt one's virtue. "You love a man and wish him to live; you hate him and wish him to die. Having wished him to live, you also wish him to die. This is a case of delusion."

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Holy Quran - The Immunity [9.4] Except those of the idolaters with whom you made an agreement, then they have not failed you in anything and have not backed up any one against you, so fulfill their agreement to the end of their term; surely Allah loves those who are careful (of their duty).

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I've had three litters of kittens...

and had to give them away.







I'm really a bad father.
 
ProofreadManx said:
I've had three litters of kittens...

and had to give them away.







I'm really a bad father.

Did you sell them off for medical experiments?
No? I didn't think so.
You aren't that bad.
 
Holy Bible - Eze 23:11 And when her sister Aholibah saw [this], she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in [her] whoredoms.

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Starfish said:


Did you sell them off for medical experiments?
No? I didn't think so.
You aren't that bad.
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No Fishy,

I didn't sell them...





I GAVE them away for medical experiments...



*Sobbing uncontrollably now...*
 
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