How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex With Me?

[Juspar Emvan]

How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex Without Me?

If you area girl please respond by saying if you would like to have sex without me or not. When you answer yes please include a lengthy and detailed reason why. Also feel free to include some things we might not do.



edited because I screwed the joke, lol

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Private Vasquez]

only if you had that smiley-face on your unit...

 

[AmishPope]

Obviously this guy has no self-esteem.

 

[Wiggles]

If you area girl....

Damn.

And I had my lengthy response all written out.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AmishPope]

Oh baby, this guy has MORE than enough selfesteem.

If he did he wouldn't need to go putting up a post like this. He would also have the guts to come up with his own ideas, instead of steal someone else's. Guess this is what happens when you hang out with Satan.

 

[Laurel]

Juspar hangs out with Satan? Cool!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[AmishPope]

Hey, dingleberry...you obviously do not understand sarcasm.

I had to give sarcasm up as part of the Pope learnings. Since it is cruel and maliscious I can take no part in it.

 

[Wiggles]

Obviously this guy has no self-esteem.

\

If you draw a smiley on your penis I'll promise not to have sex with you either. Deal?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hey altar-boy-breath, did you read the post?

 

[AmishPope]

Hey altar-boy-breath, did you read the post?

Yes I did you thief.

 

[Monazwx]

How many of you girls would have sex without me?

Juspar, why would I want to do that?
You know I live for your smiley-face and bowtie.
(i.e. What happened to your old AV?)

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex Without Me?

I screwed the joke, lol

Is there enough of you left to go around?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex Without Me?

 

[Laurel]

I can't answer this without getting in trouble.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Yes I did you thief.

Duh, go read it again. I don't think it matters who posted this thread, it's going to get more responses thatn the other way.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Re: Re: How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex Without Me?

LMAO...

Twit.

I forgot to change the title, which is why the thread title is different to the first post subject line *sigh*, lack of sex is getting to my brain. That and the col - snow, in down town vanouver this morning? WTF is with that!

Laurel can you make me look not so stoopid?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: Re: How Many Of You Girls Would Have Sex Without Me?

 

[freakygirl]

Juspar

I will not have sex with you because I seem to have found my morals..

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hey, those are my morals, FG! Oh well, looks like I won't be needing them for awhile.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

In that case rose, quick get out of my thread!

 

[freakygirl]

Hey, those are my morals, FG! Oh well, looks like I won't be needing them for awhile.

I will gladly give you back your morals. I don't want them. Couple of weeks ago, I had sex with an ex boyfriend. Felt guilty and almost told current boyfriend about it. How stupid is that?

I'm meeting Juspar tomorrow.. If I could lose these morals tonight....I'd be a very happy girl

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I'm pissy.

More girls want to have sex with Scotty than don't want to have sex with Juspy. That's just not right . . . or is it?