How many jeans determine someone's intelligence?

[parodyluvr75]

 

[blobfish]

^^^ I am enraptured with those jeans.

 

[warrior queen]

For men, it's a sliding scale.
The hotter the female body, and the tighter the jeans, the lower his intelligence gets... until finally he's just a drooling mess

 

[blobfish]

For men, it's a sliding scale.
The hotter the female body, and the tighter the jeans, the lower his intelligence gets... until finally he's just a drooling mess

It doesn't affect me. I'm queer. I mean strange, not gay.

 

[warrior queen]

It doesn't affect me. I'm queer. I mean strange, not gay.

I should have said 'most' men

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^ I am enraptured with those jeans.

You left your cat behind? You should've had rapture pet insurance.

 

[blobfish]

I should have said 'most' men

I find that your sliding scale applies to the intelligence of the woman wearing the jeans as well. Not in every case, but in many cases. Of course, attractiveness and lack thereof is no indication of intelligence; many unattractive people are also very stupid.

 

[Tryharder62]

You can't see me

 

[parodyluvr75]

For men, it's a sliding scale.
The hotter the female body, and the tighter the jeans, the lower his intelligence gets... until finally he's just a drooling mess

I've known a few like that.

 

[blobfish]

You left your cat behind? You should've had rapture pet insurance.

The dogs weren't left behind.

 

[warrior queen]

I find that your sliding scale applies to the intelligence of the woman wearing the jeans as well. Not in every case, but in many cases. Of course, attractiveness and lack thereof is no indication of intelligence; many unattractive people are also very stupid.

Female intelligence is directly related to the size of the muffin-top hanging over the jeans.

 

[blobfish]

Female intelligence is directly related to the size of the muffin-top hanging over the jeans.

Inversely proportional?

 

[parodyluvr75]

The dogs weren't left behind.

You mean god doesn't love kitties?

 

[warrior queen]

Inversely proportional?

I think the muffin-top is filled with lost brain cells.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can't see me

With that mask, I bet she's stealing the jeans.

 

[phrodeau]

I don't own a pair of blue jeans. Is that weird?

 

[blobfish]

You mean god doesn't love kitties?

He kills them when people masturbate, so no.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Female intelligence is directly related to the size of the muffin-top hanging over the jeans.

This so true! Just because you can get a pair of jeans on doesn't mean they fit. Oh and the muffin top when wearing leggings some people allow themselves to leave the house in *shudders* It's just wrong

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't own a pair of blue jeans. Is that weird?

Not unless you own a pair of canary yellow ones, that's weird.

He kills them when people masturbate, so no.

No, say it isn't so!

 

[blobfish]

I love those yellow jeans!

 

[warrior queen]

No, say it isn't so!

I heard God doesn't do the actual killing.... he's outsourced that job to China

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lots of stuff gets outsourced these days.

It's weird looking at a label on something like bottled water or food and it comes from somewhere else. We grow food, plenty of water here (unless you're in California), why do we need to import it?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Blob?

 

[blobfish]

Lots of stuff gets outsourced these days.

It's weird looking at a label on something like bottled water or food and it comes from somewhere else. We grow food, plenty of water here (unless you're in California), why do we need to import it?

The blame for that falls squarely on the shoulders of government, specifically minimum wage laws, forced unionization and high taxes. Many are forced into unemployment so some can live well.

 

[blobfish]

Blob?

I am in no one's pocket.