How many inches?

[Golden]

"You know what Golden : I think that you are the funniest" Slut_Boy you say the sweetest things; and I thought DCL was the acknowledged comedy king ...; if I were a girl I'd be mailing you my panties every day.

did you all see Hurley's posting? mark that one down as another 7 .... [sigh]

oh, and yeah, she really did say that about circumference; but I notice no girls came on to this thread to agree with her...?!?!

also back to topic - shock horror - i.e. the growth factor from acorn to baseball bat ... in my experience some women really don't like to see it in useless-mode, and are not at all sure what to do with it; some find it rather sweet ...

[This message has been edited by golden (edited 04-09-2000).]

 

[Lasher]

9. assume all postings of over 7" are exaggerating and just trying to impress the girls.

Either that or they start measuring from their assholes.

Oh, and maybe this will help, slut_boy, 1 inch=2.54cm.

 

[Guest]

Is it just me or is everyone here huge? Am I the only semi-average guy on here? Just wondering.

 

[Hurley_International]

i think your jelous

 

[Whispersecret]

I've never had an unusually fat dick, but I have had a pretty thin one. It wasn't memorable, but it could have been the technique or the fact that it was a one night stand. <winces> Sorry, slut_boy. But in my opinion, you could definitely make it up to any girl with your tongue.

I like to look at cocks even when they're soft. I'm especially fascinated by that little swirling dance your balls do when you lay still.

Hurley, I think you just might be "stretching" the truth. I read your post a little while ago about being 18 yrs. old and working for Mr. Gates in another thread and wondered about your reliability then. Your declaration here just makes me more suspicious. For all I know, you may indeed be a young computer genius who's hung like a horse, but let me say again, if you came at me with a nine inch pole of meat, I'd turn tail and run. Those long fuckers hurt.

 

[Slut_boy]

Hurley if you can't spell properly then surely its fair to assume that you can't measure properly either *laughs at the silly joke and then hopes that Hurley will also see it that way*

Golden, I was reading an advert for vibrators in a magazine - there I saw them all : 10" monster, etc. So I looked for one that looked about my size it was called "slim jim" and the caption read: "slim and elegant, perfect for butt fucking" *laughs some more*

 

[Hurley_International]

A+ Certified Computer Hardware Technican(98)
Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer+Internet, Windows 98, 95 and NT 4.0 (98)
Master Certfied Novell Netware Engineer (98)
Cisco Certified Network Associate (99)
Cisco Certified Design Professional-LAN and WAN Networks(99)
Employers: Microsoft Inc, 1-00 to Present
Hewlett-Packard inc 1-99 - 12-99
Micron Technology 8-98 - 1-99

As for being well hung dont talk until you have seen it first hand.

Sorry if i sound anal, but hey I am just defending my self

 

[Lajo]

Sagging balls....I think it is a myth. My dad had cancer and died last Novemeber. Just prior, while in the hospital, we all had to help care for him. This included helping him with the urine bottle. His did not sag.

Not exactly something I was thinking of at the time, but these posts made me remember it. And I think he would appreciate my answer, too

And Tim...I am an "average size" guy too.

 

[Hurley_International]

P.S. the reason I said former employer was Microsoft in one of my other posts is because on April 24 i start a new job in California

 

[Whispersecret]

<curtsies to Hurley> I stand corrected as to your professional expertise.

I still don't wanna see that cervix-pounder of yours! Gimme an average-sized guy any day.

And where do you buy condoms? The vet pharmacy? <giggles>

 

[Slut_boy]

Hurley, it was a joke. You don't have to defend yourself if you aren't being attacked.

 

[Golden]

of course it was a joke Hurley ... get a SOH, guy; and of course we're all jealous; I fantasise that Whispersecret will take one look at my dick and say - you can come in slowly, but I'm only taking the front half!" Perhaps, W, you should carry a marker pen, and indicate how much you're willing to accept ... Actually I have a drill bit marked for precision dowel joints with a rather neat rubber band; we could all go and get those made ....

oh, sorry everyone! There's a serious point being made above - not only is technique going to matter to a girl more than size, there's a positive disbenefit in being too large. Tim, you and the others who are on the small side of average needn't worry - I had a very satisfactory relationship with a woman who candidly admitted my predecessor was hung like a Hurley, but she wouldn't swap for a moment; and it wasn't my sense of humour that clinched it either!

Oh, and Slut_Boy, don't go thinking you'll ingratiate yourself with Nicole by advertising your suitability!!

 

[Guest]

according to my tape measure... I was 14 and a half inches at the start of this strand but I've since shrunk to a worrying 2 inches. I guess I just get worried when I hear other guys talking about how big their sausage is. it makes me wonder if mines is too small. is 14 and a half inches about average? or is it too small? I've often wondered if that's why girls always stare at me like that when I'm in my swimming trunks.

 

[Renee]

Okay this is the first time I am reading this post and I have to say, I agree with Mrs. G, it's the Circumference and not the length that matters. At least that's how I feel.

Slut Boy... are you serious about that Advert saying that, or are you just trying to take Nicole away from Golden???

 

[Guest]

oh, sorry... did I say FOURTEEN AND A HALF INCHES? I meant SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES.
is that too small?

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

LMAO, Roger! But I was serious about the size of my hubby's cock. Coming from my puritanical family, when I began dating Mr. EOD at the age of 16, I had never seen another cock, so I had nothing really to compare it to. I got quite a shock when I saw my first porno, I remember asking, "Why do these men have such small cocks, I always thought porn stars were supposed to have such large ones?" and the wife of the couple we were with said, "But these guys are huge!" and that's when I realized my man was HUNG! And the first thing he said when he realized I was having an affair was, jokingly, "I think we can safely say that it's not because you're sexually unsatisfied, right?" and I replied, "No, honey, that's exactly why... so I called the Guiness Book of World Sexual Records and they just gave me the address of the dude who's ahead of you in the size dept. and I tracked him down and... the rest is history." We both had a good laugh out of it, and it helped to lighten what could have been a very serious conversation... cause we both know that he is a wonderful lover.

Which only proves that there is more to a good relationship than great sex.

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL @ Golden and Renee. Okay, I confess, you were both right - all I wanted was some 'subliminal type' advertising to work on Nicole. Anyway, I have just realized that her puter is in for repair so the sub-concious effect is lost.

Hey, what am I saying: Renee also picked it up. Perhaps its all BUTT lost.

 

[Whispersecret]

Roger, honey, are you sure you don't mean centimeters? If you're truly 16.5 inches, no wonder the girls are staring at you in your suit, because it would be hanging down to your knees. In fact, if you just point that sucker westward, I'm sure I could give you a blow job from here!

He's joking! Isn't he?

 

[Guest]

thanks miss secret. that's a lovely offer. just remind me... which way's west again?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, um, with one like that you could subtract my length and still have an 11.5". That just sounds impractical. I know the stories here are fiction... but not sci-fi!

 

[Gil]

LMAO, Roger,

Well,...you could always turn and face the setting sun but,...oops, what if the sun never sets on the lovely oracle (or is that orifice?) you seek?

Hmmmmmm...cum to think of it,...what if the sun never shines, in the orifice you seek?

I'm lost! ...nevermind.

 

[Gil]

WOW, it's dark in here!

I'm definitely in over my head (Good thing it's the small one).

(Pulls out with a "pop".)

Wheeww!

Gosh, whisper darlin', I hope that wasn't too bad.

 

[Guest]

did I say SIXTEEN AND A HALF INCHES? it's actually EIGHTEEN AND THREE QUARTERS. no...
TWENTY... that's right TWENTY INCHES..... I mean WHEN FLACCID!!!!

no... no... I can't go on with these damn lies. my nose is now TWENTY TWO INCHES long and rising. I'm afraid, eve and whisper... and all my other new friends... I've called you here on false pretences. my manhood extends to a mere six inches when erect. (notice I never put THAT in capitals?)

no... don't go. don't go. I make up for it in other ways. honestly! I've got a winning smile

and an eager tongue

(usually moves quicker than that but I've been at the dentist.)

 

[Whispersecret]

You men are very silly.

Six inches is plenty big enough for me. I'd take a skilled tongue over a long cock any day.

 

[Gil]

uh,...thanks whisper

But Roger, you DID put 'that' in capitals.