How many folks have tried........

[DemianBiros]

...........housecleaning nude for their partner as a sort of foreplay?M half of a M/F couple,stripped down and cleaning right now.F half(Scarlett_69) will be back at noon with a friend for some fun for both of us................and am also baking chocolate expresso cookies..........meet them at the door with cookies and nothing else but a smile?

 

[Wings]

I hope your burn your dick on the oven.

 

[DemianBiros]

I hope your burn your dick on the oven.

Jealous?

 

[Wings]

No, I burned my dick on the oven once, sent me into orgasmic throes.


You idiot.

 

[DemianBiros]

No, I burned my dick on the oven once, sent me into orgasmic throes.


You idiot.

How nice for you!Most people pay to get branded..............

 

[Instant_Star]

I hope your burn your dick on the oven.

Baking in the nude is a bit hazardous.

 

[DemianBiros]

Baking in the nude is a bit hazardous.

one word: APRON

 

[Wings]

Baking in the nude is a bit hazardous.

Apparently it makes your mouth look like all the time.

 

[DemianBiros]

Apparently it makes your mouth look like all the time.

Fresh warm chocolate expresso cookies-CHECK
Meeting other half and friend at door with cookies,nude and house much cleaner-CHECK
Around an hour of steamy three person,wet,juicy,Tarzan yell sex-CHECK



Do I have a reason to -CHECK!

 

[islandman]

So foreplay AND a clean house?

Where do I sign up?

 

[chillywilly2]

I hope your burn your dick on the oven.

Why would you hope that...are you having that bad of a year already

 

[chillywilly2]

So foreplay AND a clean house?

Where do I sign up?

In the kitchen...get your apron on and get at it

 

[Wings]

Why would you hope that...are you having that bad of a year already

No, my year is turning out to be fantastic. He just annoys me.

 

[islandman]

In the kitchen...get your apron on and get at it

Are you under the impression that you and I are in that type of a relationship?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

not me...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

...........housecleaning nude for their partner as a sort of foreplay?M half of a M/F couple,stripped down and cleaning right now.F half(Scarlett_69) will be back at noon with a friend for some fun for both of us................and am also baking chocolate expresso cookies..........meet them at the door with cookies and nothing else but a smile?

It sounds fetching at first thought...maybe in a light cleaning, campy style like dusting lamps in the living room while in a maid outfit with no panties or boxers is sorta naughty...

...but cleaning toilets on your knees and scrubbing grit/mold/scum off bathtub/shower tiles or breaking a sweat while mopping floors nakey isn't too inducive for stoking the fires of lust. Plus, who wants to get fingered or stroked when your hands are saturated with industrial cleansing agents?

 

[chillywilly2]

Are you under the impression that you and I are in that type of a relationship?

No, it just sounded like you wanted to do some housework in the hopes of getting some action...it was either that or you wanted to be the one he met at the door

 

[killallhippies]

you should really start watching where you spooge, dude. seems like your period key is jammed up with your boy jelly.

 

[islandman]

No, it just sounded like you wanted to do some housework in the hopes of getting some action...it was either that or you wanted to be the one he met at the door

Neither scenario involves you.

 

[Adre]

No, my year is turning out to be fantastic. He just annoys me.

So this is you in a good mood?

 

[Wings]

So this is you in a good mood?

I haven't come after anyone else yet this year.

Don't be my first.

*sweet smile*

 

[Riles]

I haven't come after anyone else yet this year.

Don't be my first.

*sweet smile*

When I first read this, I felt very sad because I thought you were saying 'come' as in...well....come. But then I saw I was mistaken....

 

[Wings]

When I first read this, I felt very sad because I thought you were saying 'come' as in...well....come. But then I saw I was mistaken....

Ha, definitely not the case.

 

[chillywilly2]

Neither scenario involves you.

No, definetly not, you're not my type...but thanks anyway

 

[Scarlett_69]

...........housecleaning nude for their partner as a sort of foreplay?M half of a M/F couple,stripped down and cleaning right now.F half(Scarlett_69) will be back at noon with a friend for some fun for both of us................and am also baking chocolate expresso cookies..........meet them at the door with cookies and nothing else but a smile?

Luv you, hun....Thanks for a wonderful surprise and delightful afternoon....!!