How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck

[LukkyKnight]

If a woodchuck could fuck ducks

 

[Cerberus666]

all of them, woodchucks are slutty.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Just wait until Perky sees this thread. You're in trouble for calling her a woodchuck.

 

[ksmybuttons]

It's a new kink! Numbers aren't important, just that I thought about it is enough.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I know my fowl from my woodchucks.
I know my plastic from my cash.
I know my sinners from my saints.
I know my recycling from my trash.
I know my thinners from my paints.
I know my soft drinks from my mash.
And
I know my friends can be weird fucks.

 

[perks]

a duck could change your world.

 

[Rambling Rose]

A rose could change your mind.

 

[perks]

A rose could change your mind.

yerp

 

[#1tankcomander]

What about Howard the Duck?

 

[Eumenides]

Why would a duck fuck a nasty woodchuck when a duck could fuck me? I dont' think the woodchuck would gain access.

 

[TheDR4KE]

there's that...



All depends on how many ducks the woodchuck can actually seduce...

Quack

the D

 

[Eumenides]

there's that...



All depends on how many ducks the woodchuck can actually seduce...

Quack

the D

So, would you prefer me dressing up as a woodchuck before I seduce you? Or should the seducing commence au naturale?

 

[TheDR4KE]

So, would you prefer me dressing up as a woodchuck before I seduce you? Or should the seducing commence au naturale?

A fury dressed up as a woodchuck to seduce a duck?

Way too confusing...



I think the baseball uniform would be fine.

 

[Eumenides]

A fury dressed up as a woodchuck to seduce a duck?

Way too confusing...



I think the baseball uniform would be fine.

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[TheDR4KE]

I think the baseball uniform would be fine.

Very nice indeed

 

[Eumenides]

Very nice indeed

Why, thank you.

 

[TheDR4KE]

Why, thank you.

Now that the thread hijack is well and truely accomplished, what else can we talk about?

 

[Eumenides]

Hmm...we've covered woodchucks, ducks, fucking, and baseball, it would seem. How bout...pillows? I'm off to cuddle with mine.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

A woodchuck would fuck all the ducks a woodchuck could fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks.

Rhumb

 

[TheDR4KE]

Hmm...we've covered woodchucks, ducks, fucking, and baseball, it would seem. How bout...pillows? I'm off to cuddle with mine.

is it one of those full body pillows? the type you can curl against, a thigh gliding over it, pressing it into the sheets, your nipples rubbing against it as well, letting it grind into you as you sink into lazy, sensual dreams?

 

[SpiceCake]

OTHER


I'd like to know know how many Chucks did a wood duck fuck, since a wood duck could fuck Chuck!

 

[Eumenides]

is it one of those full body pillows? the type you can curl against, a thigh gliding over it, pressing it into the sheets, your nipples rubbing against it as well, letting it grind into you as you sink into lazy, sensual dreams?

I'm sorry, by the time I got to the end, I couldn't remember the question. You have a way with words, for a duck.

And now I'm off to dream of ducks, and body pillows in a lazy, sensual way. Thanks. I needed that.

 

[TheDR4KE]

I'm sorry, by the time I got to the end, I couldn't remember the question. You have a way with words, for a duck.

And now I'm off to dream of ducks, and body pillows in a lazy, sensual way. Thanks. I needed that.

sweet dreams

 

[pocket73]

Somebody get me some ducks

really, just line them up and get a wood