How many bloody marys

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Does it take to start a bullshit thread?

One. The answer is one.

I didn't miss any of you but what has everyone been up to? What's new? How's the family?
 
what has everyone been up to? What's new? How's the family?

Nothing, nada and most dead.

Make mine a double. Hold off on the tomato juice, lemon juice, hot sauce, pepper and Worcestershire sauce, please.
 
I never tried a bloody mary actually.

You have missed out. Try one with Alaska Distillery's smoked salmon vodka.

Does it take to start a bullshit thread?

One. The answer is one.

I didn't miss any of you but what has everyone been up to? What's new? How's the family?

I didn't miss you, either. The fam is fine. There's too much to do in work land. Still, constantly remodeling at the same location. I made killer brisket a couple weeks ago. Saved you a piece, but then, I ate it for breakfast.
 
I'll make you one. Clam juice, hot sauce, worcestershire, stuffed olives, extra vodka. You'll either like it or just love it.

That's a Ceasar not a bloody mary. Bloody mary has tomato juice. Ceasar have Clamato.
 
You have missed out. Try one with Alaska Distillery's smoked salmon vodka.



I didn't miss you, either. The fam is fine. There's too much to do in work land. Still, constantly remodeling at the same location. I made killer brisket a couple weeks ago. Saved you a piece, but then, I ate it for breakfast.

I don't blame you. It wouldn't have kept very well by the time I got there. The thought totally counts, though!
 
That's a Ceasar not a bloody mary. Bloody mary has tomato juice. Ceasar have Clamato.

If I want to switch out the tomato juice for chocolate syrup and call it a bloody mary, I'll do that. But now I'd like a Caesar salad.
 
I don't blame you. It wouldn't have kept very well by the time I got there. The thought totally counts, though!

I was rather pissed about the brisket consumption of the extended family. For people on health kicks and fucking diets, they sure demolished the beef.
 
I was rather pissed about the brisket consumption of the extended family. For people on health kicks and fucking diets, they sure demolished the beef.

Protein, man. So hot right now.


Chopped and tossed, please and thank you.
 
I wouldn't disown them just yet, then.

Having been disowned myself, I would not do that, even if they fucked up both of my BBQs. I might not talk to them, but I wouldn't disown them.
 
Having been disowned myself, I would not do that, even if they fucked up both of my BBQs. I might not talk to them, but I wouldn't disown them.

I've been disowned, too! Peas in a pod, you and I.
 
You'd be shocked, but some people here have turned into assholes.

Oh, and Wings got married!!!
 
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