How many authors / users on here are which gender?

[PennyThompson]

Never heard it called an e-bike before, but whatever…

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"It gets you where you need to go™"

 

[HordHolm]

I'm a hot 22-year-old woman with massive tits and voracious sexual appetite, masquerading here as a short, fat, bald middle-aged bloke.

Funny, 'cos I'm a short, fat balding middle-aged bloke masquerading as a short, fat, middle-aged bloke. Don't tell anyone - I'm hoping nobody will see through my disguise.

 

[PapaRomantic]

"It gets you where you need to go™"

Until the battery runs out...then you're stranded in a place you don't want to be...

 

[StillStunned]

Funny, 'cos I'm a short, fat balding middle-aged bloke masquerading as a short, fat, middle-aged bloke. Don't tell anyone - I'm hoping nobody will see through my disguise.

 

[PennyThompson]

Until the battery runs out...then you're stranded in a place you don't want to be...

You've always got your own two feet! ...this joke is getting awfully strained...

 

[SassyKinkyLady]

I’m a female and I’m a published smut author in major retailers.