How long without sex?

[Zmey]

Why would we take offense?
I doubt it's our fault if you aren't getting laid.

Heh You right I should blame my penis

It's all his fault!

 

[teddybear4play]

It hasn't been that long (about four months now) but I'm so glad you said that it gets easier........I'm practically eating my own hand at the moment......

How's that going to help?

It will be three years in March for me, and I'm going crazy, but not eating-my-own-hand crazy.

TB4p

 

[J.B.]

it was one year on the 5th. No wait. last month... no that doesn't count that was more like really heavy petting.

 

[honeylick]

how long?

not long.
-smirk-

 

[nasty1]

Um..*****TIME!!!!!!! And, for those who don't know how old I am, I'm not gonna say how long that is.

 

[wildrose70]

I think I can take the record here!!! mine was 16 long yrs in my marriage....he thought sex shld stop at 50....but I have been divorced for 2 yrs now....and have a wonderful lover...20 yrs younger that can go and go and go))))))))))))) so about 2 wks now...till he gets back

 

[P. B. Walker]

how long?

not long.
-smirk-

heh.

it would be a crime for you to without <smirkles>

PBW

 

[KookyDooky]

I find the longer I go without sex the easier it gets to ignore it. It is when you are getting it regularly and then you don't that it drives you crazy.

Sex is like sleep...the more you get, the more you want!

 

[honeylick]

heh.

it would be a crime for you to without <smirkles>

PBW

i'm all about obeying the law.
-grin-

well... sometimes.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I went for nine months of regular sexing and jacking without nutting one single time, as I was learning sexual kung-fu. Once I nearly blew out a vesicle cutting it too close while fucking a sexy spoiled JAP yoga instructor named Rachael. It feels like an icepick in the lower lower abdomen. Struck an hour after the deed, in the middle of brunch with homos. Oy.

 

[someplace]

It's been hours now!

Well, it looks like SOMEONE's feeling chipper today!

 

[ithaqua]

Seven of the best years of my life.

Note, never do this.

If there is one thing the human race should learn from the path I have taken through life, it is to never ever do this.

Fuck them long hard and often!

 

[Kitte]

I dont know the longest I have gone...but.. I will have to say the last 20 days have seemed like an eternity.

 

[LdyBGemini]

Curiosity killed the cat I know, but I have been on rather a long dry spell for me lately, and I was wondering what the longest you fellow Literotican's have gone without sex? Anyone here been celibate by choise, and if so for how long?

I find the longer I go without sex the easier it gets to ignore it. It is when you are getting it regularly and then you don't that it drives you crazy.

Cheers,
G.

The longest may have been six months or so...dating sucks!

Some alternatives that might help...

Dancing, yoga or dangerous sports all qualify in being physical and exhilarating. A less obvious possibility is a once a month gut-blowout with cocktails and fudge sundaes. Don't just eat: feast! (and remember to do some dangerous sports afterwards to work off the calories)
Anything which breaks you temporarily out of your routine and makes you feel alive is a good idea. Another example is having a ridiculously long bath, wrapping yourself up in a towel, putting on some loud music (I recommend "The Big Sky" by Kate Bush or "Cherry" by Curve) and jumping about. Drinking extra-spicy Bloody Marys is, apparently, another way to do this.

 

[astech8]

I guess about three months. Seems as we get older simple chores wear your ass out and at night its time to sleep. I think you get to the point of having hallway sex. You know you bump into each other in the hall and say screw you.

 

[teddybear4play]

Got this joke today in an e-mail

Two men were talking:

"So, how's your sex life?"

"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex,"

"Social Security sex?"

"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"



TB4p

 

[JazzManJim]

Too damned long.

I've decided to stop measuring in years and use geological epochs...