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1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

4) There is a river you must cross. But it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?











Answers: (Don't peek.)

1. You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
If you got this one wrong, you have a tendancy to overcomplicate things. Learn to find simple solutions.

2. You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
If you missed this one you have a tendancy to overlook the obvious. Learn to be aware of the whole picture.

3. The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
If you failed here Your short term memory could use improvement. After all you just put the elephant in there.

4. You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
If you overlooked this, paying closer attention to the details will serve you well.
 
1. You don't.
2. You don't.
3. Lions aren't kings and they don't hold animal conferences.
4. Take a bridge or a boat.

Is that logical or pragmatic? :confused:
 
Dranoel said:
1) How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2) How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3) The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?

4) There is a river you must cross. But it is filled with crocodiles. How do you manage it?











Answers: (Don't peek.)

1. You open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
If you got this one wrong, you have a tendancy to overcomplicate things. Learn to find simple solutions.

2. You open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
If you missed this one you have a tendancy to overlook the obvious. Learn to be aware of the whole picture.

3. The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
If you failed here Your short term memory could use improvement. After all you just put the elephant in there.

4. You swim across -- all the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
If you overlooked this, paying closer attention to the details will serve you well.
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Typical American Braggin again... My fridge is bigger than your fridge, at least in angleterre we know what fridges are for!

Body parts and alchohol, out of date Pizza and pies!
:D

Only jokin please don't shoot me
:confused:
 
brightlyiburn said:
1. You don't.
2. You don't.
3. Lions aren't kings and they don't hold animal conferences.
4. Take a bridge or a boat.

Is that logical or pragmatic? :confused:
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That's irrelevant and evasive. ;)
 
1. Put giraffe treats in the refridgerator and lure it in.
2. Put elephant treats in the refridgerator and lure it in.
3. The Lion King. He's hosting. Therefore, he's not an attendee
4. Walk over the bridge.

Explanations:
If you got this answer to question 1, then you tend to look for plausible, if not always possible answers. You also appear to know what a giraffe treat is.

If you got this answer to question 2, then you tend to take each question separately and on its own merits. Either that or you have a really big freezer. Or a really flat giraffe.

If you got this answer to question 3, then you're a pedantic git. Go and have an argument with either TheEarl or Joe Wordsworth. If you are TheEarl or Joe Wordsworth, go and mutter quietly in the corner to yourself.

If you got this answer to question 4, then you appear to be able to think laterally and examne all of the facts before coming to a decision. Either that or you're a smart-arse with a bridge-building imagination.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
If you got this answer to question 4, then you appear to be able to think laterally and examne all of the facts before coming to a decision. Either that or you're a smart-arse with a bridge-building imagination.

The Earl
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Or you've lived in Florida for a period of time.
Zigzag, baby. Zigzag. :D
 
Ahem. Let us approach this as thinking men.

1. The giraffe is clearly the manifestation of your guilt and thus must be placed in the Salad and Various Personality Disorders drawer to maintain proper crispness and avoid the paralyzation of freezer burn.

2. The elephant is clearly a metaphysical representation of a mouse. Since, metaphysics are unaffected by the laws of physics, you can place it wherever, but avoid the drawer with the cheeses. Whiny liberals may complain about your cruelty to mice or metaphysical elephants however. The proper thing to do is shoot them and pack them in the freezer and later pretend that they're beef. This makes good economical sense.

3. The existence of the press conference confers the title of president or puppet dictator to his highness, thus his mandatory attendance press conference must be highly praised as a shining beacon of good government and we should kill the five animals and metaphysical representations there of who don't clap enthusiatically enough for treason and then claim they didn't show up for the conference. Oh, and to answer the question, cow. I didn't have enough liberal this morning so I decided to start early. It tried to hide itself with a metaphysical representation of a college student so all's fair.

4. The river is the penultimate expression of postprenuptial preponent seraphim goat cheese metaphysics. Thus as is apparent by the Cossack Principle results in the desirability of my mother and the refutation of the Problem of Evil. The crocidiles are also obviously made of chocalate cake, so I would merely eat them and debate at the river until it gave up and set me on the other side out of sheer universal exasperation.

See what we can accomplish when we're reasonable and don't give into the emotional and personal diatribes of the unsophisticated?
 
Damn!

Luc -

Whenever you speak of goat cheese metaphysics it makes me so hot!
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Luc -

Whenever you speak of goat cheese metaphysics it makes me so hot!
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I dunno, girl, I think this is the part that got to me:

The proper thing to do is shoot them and pack them in the freezer and later pretend that they're beef. This makes good economical sense.

What a man!!!!

*fanning myself*
 
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cloudy said:
I dunno, girl, I think this is the part that got to me:

The proper thing to do is shoot them and pack them in the freezer and later pretend that they're beef. This makes good economical sense.

What a man!!!!

*fanning myself*
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A long as you don't fill it with soy curd and try to tell me it's beef. :D
 
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Dranoel said:
A long as you don't fill it with soy curd and try to tell me it's beef. :D
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Beef? What about the "other" white meat?

;)
 
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cloudy said:
Beef? What about the "other" white meat?

;)
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White meat is no big deal. But there is salmon, the other pink meat. ;)
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Pussy?
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:D

Didn't we have a conversation a good while back about retarded cannibals and which wine would go with white meat?

:D
 
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cloudy said:
:D

Didn't we have a conversation a good while back about retarded cannibals and which wine would go with white meat?

:D
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LMAO!!!!

Ah, yes!

Something white, I suppose? Light and tart - the taste explodes on your tongue?
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
LMAO!!!!

Ah, yes!

Something white, I suppose? Light and tart - the taste explodes on your tongue?
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"fussy pussy" perhaps?

(I've watched Cheech & Chong way too damn much)
 
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cloudy said:
check out Dran's AV and location....
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Oh my!

Camel toes - no, camel face!

And if we are what we eat, then . . .

(I don't think my husband would be too happy about being called a pussy.) :D
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh my!

Camel toes - no, camel face!

And if we are what we eat, then . . .

(I don't think my husband would be too happy about being called a pussy.) :D
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Doesn't bother me. ;)


But Evil Alpaca should be nervous. :devil:
 
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