How likely is it...

[Numerical_Value]

Haha, thanks everyone.
Seems like as long as I keep the pictures separate and keep my face out of the ones on here, I should be okay.
If I decide to post.

I'll just keep truckin' along, working my post count up.

 

[blobfish]

Exactly Blobby, let your personality shine through! You don't need to show the ginger shag.

Well right! If your droogs ain't your droogs unless you show 'em your knobbies, then they ain't really your droogs to begin with, innit?

 

[Numerical_Value]

Well right! If your droogs ain't your droogs unless you show 'em your knobbies, then they ain't really your droogs to begin with, innit?

Obviously, I'm not looking to make friends by showing them my nether regions, but I've never done it before, which is sort of a thrill. And I think a little extra female attention might be nice around here.

 

[Aquagal]

Obviously, I'm not looking to make friends by showing them my nether regions, but I've never done it before, which is sort of a thrill. And I think a little extra female attention might be nice around here.

Not sure you'll find it on the GB.

 

[Numerical_Value]

Not sure you'll find it on the GB.

That's why I was simply asking general questions here.
If I decide to post, I plan to post in the right forum.

Also, I'm not the most sexually experienced, I've been around the block. But I've not been with anyone long enough, or anyone open enough to really try most of the stuff people talk about on here. So I can't always relate to threads.

 

[blobfish]

Not sure you'll find it on the GB.

Devotchka's right, my brother. Findin' a willing cheena GBside is like findin' a telly in an Amish church.

 

[blobfish]

That's why I was simply asking general questions here.
If I decide to post, I plan to post in the right forum.

Also, I'm not the most sexually experienced, I've been around the block. But I've not been with anyone long enough, or anyone open enough to really try most of the stuff people talk about on here. So I can't always relate to threads.

You did the old in out, in out, right? More than that's not much more than heaping sweet on candy.

 

[Aquagal]

That's why I was simply asking general questions here.
If I decide to post, I plan to post in the right forum.

Also, I'm not the most sexually experienced, I've been around the block. But I've not been with anyone long enough, or anyone open enough to really try most of the stuff people talk about on here. So I can't always relate to threads.

So you haven't tried anal pissing with a Furby yet?

 

[Numerical_Value]

So you haven't tried anal pissing with a Furby yet?

Not yet, avidly searching for someone whose interested.
You game?

 

[Aquagal]

Role playing?

Sister fisting?

 

[Numerical_Value]

You did the old in out, in out, right? More than that's not much more than heaping sweet on candy.

Yep, basically.
From seventeen to twenty I had fairly steady sex.
(ranging from 4-5 times a week to possibly multiple times per day)
I think I'd just like to experiment more.

 

[Aquagal]

Not yet, avidly searching for someone whose interested.
You game?

That would be a...NO.

Yep, basically.
From seventeen to twenty I had fairly steady sex.
(ranging from 4-5 times a week to possibly multiple times per day)
I think I'd just like to experiment more.

shhh we don't have sex til we're 18 here.

 

[blobfish]

Yep, basically.
From seventeen to twenty I had fairly steady sex.
(ranging from 4-5 times a week to possibly multiple times per day)
I think I'd just like to experiment more.

My secret? Play a little Ludwig van when you're playing in out, in out. Sodding well better than pop-disk stuff like Barry White.

 

[Aquagal]

Well right! If your droogs ain't your droogs unless you show 'em your knobbies, then they ain't really your droogs to begin with, innit?

I need an interpreter to understand Blobese on the first read tonight.

 

[blobfish]

I need an interpreter to understand Blobese on the first read tonight.

http://soomka.com/nadsat.html

The best thing about Clockwork Orange, in my opinion.

 

[Numerical_Value]

I need an interpreter to understand Blobese on the first read tonight.

If your friends aren't your friends, unless you show them your nether regions, they probably aren't friends at all.

 

[Numerical_Value]

That would be a...NO.



shhh we don't have sex til we're 18 here.

Oh, well, I meant to type eighteen.
Simple slip of the fingers.

So you're not into anal pissing?
Or just not when Furbies are involved?

 

[Aquagal]

http://soomka.com/nadsat.html

The best thing about Clockwork Orange, in my opinion.

The movie weirds me out too much. The guy with that icky thingy in his eye to keep it open.

If your friends aren't your friends, unless you show them your nether regions, they probably aren't friends at all.

"Nether regions"

This is a porn site.

I didn't put my ass up to make friends, it was in honor of the Harvest Moon.

 

[Numerical_Value]

The movie weirds me out too much. The guy with that icky thingy in his eye to keep it open.



"Nether regions"

This is a porn site.

I didn't put my ass up to make friends, it was in honor of the Harvest Moon.

I won't even pretend to know what that means.
But I'm still new here, and getting used to so openly using words like that.
I love using them, but I've been taught to only use them in a sexual context.
And I don't just wanna throw 'em out all Willy Nilly, they lose that sense of fun.

 

[butters]

Don't! I posted a few piccies of me doin' the old in out, in out. They was right pretty, O my brother. Right pretty. Showed both me an' her in a fine light, weren't a thing left to the mind to conjure. Your humble narrator tried to get a jibby job at the local In-N-Out Burger (mind you, that ain't the same as the old in out, in out). Well, I shuffle in there proper like, doin' me best to anyway. The geezer 'round behind the desk knew me, he did. He knew me pics, the ones to which I alluded. At that very moment, I regretted what I done. I regretted posting them piccies to the old Literotica, I did. Not once did I think that I'd be picked out just from them, but I was. He asked me if I was interested in him in the way I was in that girly in the piccies. Your narrator responded in the negative, O my brother, and he sent me away with nary a job nor a quid in me pocket. Learned me lesson, that's for true.

Chepooka! I get plenty of it without postin' me panhandle. Just post 'til they love ya or hate ya. It'll turn out dobby.

don't blame clockwork orange for the worst brit-peke since dick van dyke

 

[dolf]

my priest found my pics and has been blackmailing blowjobs out of me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

my priest found my pics and has been blackmailing blowjobs out of me.

Incredible!

 

[dolf]

Incredible!

i know! i always assumed he prefered chior boys.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Humans are fools for guile and artifice until they get a glimpse of your costume's zipper, then its near impossible to unring the bell of recognition and the loss of reputation.

And it works both ways, such as when youre dealing with a Scarlet Pimpernel in the guise of a swishy fop.

 

[kbate]

my priest found my pics and has been blackmailing blowjobs out of me.

i know! i always assumed he prefered chior boys.

Is this a good or bad statement about your appearance?