How incompetent are you?

[shereads]

Just wondering. No reason. No reason at all.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not too transparent are we???

 

[shereads]

Not too transparent are we???

Just fill out the poll, smart ass.

 

[Guest]

Impotent, moi?

 

[domjoe]

Just fill out the poll, smart ass.

Oh, yes. It's a Shereads poll. Mandatory.

 

[shereads]

Oh, yes. It's a Shereads poll. Mandatory.

It's for science.

It has little to do with the fact that yesterday, I lost my car key, couldn't find the spare (effectively hidden from burglars and self), searched the house, and eventually had to pay a locksmith $80 to make a new key for my car.

He was just finishing up when I found the car key hanging where I usually put it, on a key rack near the door. I didn't mention it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just fill out the poll, smart ass.

There I did it, but I'm not taking the wrap for the invading the wrong country thing, I was just a passenger in the hummer, I thought we were just going for a ride.

 

[shereads]

There I did it, but I'm not taking the wrap for the invading the wrong country thing, I was just a passenger in the hummer, I thought we were just going for a ride.

So you're the one who checked "none of these."

Competent bitch.

 

[domjoe]

It's for science.

It has little to do with the fact that yesterday, I lost my car key, couldn't find the spare (effectively hidden from burglars and self), searched the house, and eventually had to pay a locksmith $80 to make a new key for my car.

He was just finishing up when I found the car key hanging where I usually put it, on a key rack near the door. I didn't mention it.

Did you invite him in for coffee, at least?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So you're the one who checked "none of these."

Competent bitch.

I never leave the bunker.

 

[shereads]

Did you invite him in for coffee, at least?

Christ, no. He kept staring at my chestal area and was all drooly and subserviant.

God forbid he had seen the keys inside the door. He'd have thought I made up the lost keys story because I wanted company.

 

[domjoe]

Christ, no. He kept staring at my chestal area and was all drooly and subserviant.

(note to self -- some women don't like it)

 

[cloudy]

Oh, hell, it's out now - I'm incompetent.

 

[Belegon]

So you're the one who checked "none of these."

Competent bitch.

no. that was me.


now if you had an entry for "fell in love with a lesbian or other woman you had no chance with " I would have had to check that one a few times.....

 

[scheherazade_79]

I got into the wrong car in a parking lot outside a bank in Florida. Thought it was my gf's car. It was open, so I got in. The worrying thing is, I still thought it was my gf's car until I found a stash of hardcore porn DVDs with titles such as "Black Gang Fuck" and "Girls Sucking Thick Black Cock". As she was 100% les, it didn't really sound like her cup of tea, so that's when the alarm bells went off.

I got out of the car as discreetly as I could, half expecting someone to come running to come running out of the building with a shotgun aimed at me, but fortunately they didn't/

If that weren't bad enough, about 5 minutes after settling down in my gf's car, I realised that I'd left my purse in the other car...

 

[shereads]

quote:
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Originally posted by shereads
Christ, no. He kept staring at my chestal area and was all drooly and subserviant.
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(note to self -- some women don't like it)

RDLOL.THEH.

(Really did laugh out loud. That hardly ever happens.)

 

[domjoe]

...do go on... (leapfrogged by Sher - always glad to make your chest heave)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I got into the wrong car in a parking lot outside a bank in Florida. Thought it was my gf's car. It was open, so I got in. The worrying thing is, I still thought it was my gf's car until I found a stash of hardcore porn DVDs with titles such as "Black Gang Fuck" and "Girls Sucking Thick Black Cock". As she was 100% les, it didn't really sound like her cup of tea, so that's when the alarm bells went off.

I got out of the car as discreetly as I could, half expecting someone to come running to come running out of the building with a shotgun aimed at me, but fortunately they didn't/

If that weren't bad enough, about 5 minutes after settling down in my gf's car, I realised that I'd left my purse in the other car...

You win.

 

[shereads]

no. that was me.


now if you had an entry for "fell in love with a lesbian or other woman you had no chance with " I would have had to check that one a few times.....

That merits its own thread. "How self-punishing are you?"

 

[shereads]

I got into the wrong car in a parking lot outside a bank in Florida. Thought it was my gf's car. It was open, so I got in. The worrying thing is, I still thought it was my gf's car until I found a stash of hardcore porn DVDs with titles such as "Black Gang Fuck" and "Girls Sucking Thick Black Cock". As she was 100% les, it didn't really sound like her cup of tea, so that's when the alarm bells went off.

I got out of the car as discreetly as I could, half expecting someone to come running to come running out of the building with a shotgun aimed at me, but fortunately they didn't/

If that weren't bad enough, about 5 minutes after settling down in my gf's car, I realised that I'd left my purse in the other car...

Negotiate to get your purse back, and you've got the plot for an award-winning Valentine's Day story.

 

[Belegon]

That merits its own thread. "How self-punishing are you?"

I think that might be very self-indulgent actually...as well as very true.

originally posted by Yoda
This one a long time
have I watched. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was
doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these
things.

always been my problem. tomorrow or yesterday are the focus, rarely today.

ENOUGH!

sorry. didn't mean to get serious on y'all....

I spill coffee in the truck all the damn time....how's that? I also have a tendancy to really abuse cel phones...

 

[~photoguy~]

OMFG ... this is fukkin HI-Larious

... scheh79 ... hope you took one or two of those Porn DVDs to watch later

... SR ... drooling over your chestal area sounds like fun (but I wouldn't be sub-servient )

... Bel ... I'd vote for that also (a few times)

... Abs ... you rode in a Hummer ??? coooool

PS: All I can remember is losing that dammm cordless phone somewhere in the couch cushions (and my cell phone has also mastered the art of not being seen)

 

[shereads]

WIERD MATH ALERT:

Currently 5 out of 11 poll-takers cop to having done something on the list more than once. This is shown as 11.63 percent.

 

[Belegon]

WIERD MATH ALERT:

Currently 5 out of 11 poll-takers cop to having done something on the list more than once. This is shown as 11.63 percent.

Lauren?

 

[domjoe]

I 1-voted the poll becuase I thought it wasn't hot enough. probably has something to do with it.


(11 voters, but more than 11 votes. The %'s are correct. It's alright. It's aaalright...)