"How I spent my Summer Vacation"

[sirhugs]

Even though many schools aren't evenout yet, some of us write slowly, so we could start thinking about variations on the return to school story, ranging from:

~teacher/student
~teacher/teacher
~student/student
~staff/any of the above
~principal(headmaster/mistress)/any of the above

I'm thinking reunion themes, or sudden blossomings....

 

[TxRad]

I was thinking about a story for my 40th High School Reunion but God that brings up some ugly mental pictures of bald old men and blue haired old ladies

Sigh....... Damn I'm getting old......

 

[sirhugs]

I was thinking about a story for my 40th High School Reunion but God that brings up some ugly mental pictures of bald old men and blue haired old ladies

Sigh....... Damn I'm getting old......

maybe nubile young seniors violunteer to man the reception desk?

 

[MatureMarian]

I'm spending my summer vacation being "used" by my best friends son Robert!

 

[sirhugs]

I'm spending my summer vacation being "used" by my best friends son Robert!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......is there a story to come ?

 

[MatureMarian]

Believe me I'm tempted,but,not one persons asked me to edit for them yet!

 

[MatureMarian]

Or commented on the honesty in my profile!

 

[EatFuckPirate]

Your profile

I'll comment on your profile, but not about the honesty. I find your past career choice interesting, but it was something from your past and I'm sure the circumstances at the time justified what you did. That being said, I sure would love to hear your stories from that period of your life!

 

[silverwhisper]

um...marian, i don't see any info in your profile. ?

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

I was thinking I want to go to Sex Summer Camp for my summer vacation. Oh, wait, I'm a mom with school aged children--I don't get summer vacation. *sigh*

 

[fogbank]

I was thinking I want to go to Sex Summer Camp for my summer vacation. Oh, wait, I'm a mom with school aged children--I don't get summer vacation. *sigh*

Further to the idea of sex camp: it can be run by the same people who run a kids' summer camp; as soon as parents drop off their own kids at summer camp, they can drive around to the far side of the lake and sign up for the adult version, spend the next two weeks screwing every waking moment, and then go pick up their kids when the two weeks are up.

 

[sirhugs]

Further to the idea of sex camp: it can be run by the same people who run a kids' summer camp; as soon as parents drop off their own kids at summer camp, they can drive around to the far side of the lake and sign up for the adult version, spend the next two weeks screwing every waking moment, and then go pick up their kids when the two weeks are up.

as a parent whose sex life was destroyed in part by the ever presence of the kiddos, I have noticed the ease with which kids disappear at the opening of Lit stories. Your plot is a clever variation.

 

[Saucyminx]

Further to the idea of sex camp: it can be run by the same people who run a kids' summer camp; as soon as parents drop off their own kids at summer camp, they can drive around to the far side of the lake and sign up for the adult version, spend the next two weeks screwing every waking moment, and then go pick up their kids when the two weeks are up.

That is such a great idea. Now I just need to find said camp, bring along the twins and i'm good to go!

 

[intriguess]

i was thinking of internships

of how to select the best college hottie for the job

 

[fogbank]

That is such a great idea. Now I just need to find said camp, bring along the twins and i'm good to go!

Yeah, something tells me that this camp thing would do really well... now if I only had about fifty acres of lakefront land somewhere... My first step as camp organizer would be to conduct auditions for the role of camp councellors. I think the councellors would need to be fiesty dominatrixes with a bit of a sweet side...

saucy, interested in a summer job?

 

[fogbank]

i was thinking of internships

of how to select the best college hottie for the job

or of a student trying to stretch the limits of what work he/she can count as an internship: "can I count a job in a phone sex parlour toward my communications degree?"

 

[Saucyminx]

Yeah, something tells me that this camp thing would do really well... now if I only had about fifty acres of lakefront land somewhere... My first step as camp organizer would be to conduct auditions for the role of camp councellors. I think the councellors would need to be fiesty dominatrixes with a bit of a sweet side...

saucy, interested in a summer job?

*clapping and bouncing up and down in excitement* Oh yes please!

 

[trainman69]

Summer sex camp

This sounds like a great idea.. especially for parents who have missed those summer college where all they did was work, drink and fuck all summer long.

The summer sex camp could have all sorts of activities..

Blow job contests...
Nude swimming...
Orgies by the camp fire...
Gangbangs for those gal who miss being the party slut..
Pussy eating contest by the full moon...

Not to mention... fucking someone while she is on the swing... and pulling her into you at waist height...

Lots of wonderful ideas...

Even food fights with choclate pudding and lots of bear tits..

Do continue

 

[sirhugs]

This sounds like a great idea.. especially for parents who have missed those summer college where all they did was work, drink and fuck all summer long.

The summer sex camp could have all sorts of activities..

Blow job contests...
Nude swimming...
Orgies by the camp fire...
Gangbangs for those gal who miss being the party slut..
Pussy eating contest by the full moon...

Not to mention... fucking someone while she is on the swing... and pulling her into you at waist height...

Lots of wonderful ideas...

Even food fights with choclate pudding and lots of bear tits..

Do continue

there hasta be at least one game involving blindfolds as well

 

[emap]

Oh don't forget the totem pole. That's where you tie the guys up to a pole naked and then the women get to use them however they want, of course there is also a half mast totem pole for the guys who are adventurous in that way and the women.

 

[fogbank]

Even food fights with choclate pudding and lots of bear tits..

If you want to try to smear chocolate pudding on a bear's tits, you're a braver man than me...

 

[sirhugs]

If you want to try to smear chocolate pudding on a bear's tits, you're a braver man than me...

and Lit would not allow the beastie bit anyhow

 

[fogbank]

and Lit would not allow the beastie bit anyhow

But if you're Canadian, it won't stop you from winning a Governor General's Award, as Marian Engel's 'Bear' did. Of course, that was bear phallus rather than bear tit, and honey rather than chocolate pudding. But the principle's the same!

edit: hang on, the book cover is too good to pass up posting; one of my alltime favorite covers, just for the combination of the cheesy harlequin-style posing, and then the ominous bear; classic canadian literary weirdness:
http://members.tripod.com/~The_Mighty_J/pics/bear.gif

 

[sirhugs]

But if you're Canadian, it won't stop you from winning a Governor General's Award, as Marian Engel's 'Bear' did. Of course, that was bear phallus rather than bear tit, and honey rather than chocolate pudding. But the principle's the same!

edit: hang on, the book cover is too good to pass up posting; one of my alltime favorite covers, just for the combination of the cheesy harlequin-style posing, and then the ominous bear; classic canadian literary weirdness:
http://members.tripod.com/~The_Mighty_J/pics/bear.gif

then there is Clan of the Cave Bear. Any movie starring Daryl Hannah can't be all bad

 

[Saucyminx]

then there is Clan of the Cave Bear. Any movie starring Daryl Hannah can't be all bad

Are you sure about that???

Ok, if we can't get the Sex Camp thing together--though I still think it's a really good idea--how about a sexual scavenger hunt? The contestants have to go to certain locations and do certain sexual acts there and provide photographic evidence. You could either bring your own partner or find one along the way--that could even be the first thing to find.