How far is too far?

[edo]

Ladies and gentleman of the board, i need your input. Recently, i had a fantastic experience that throughly frieghtened my girlfriend. It was late at night, after a day spent in bed playing. I had already cum several times that day, each succesive load becoming more viscous. Anyway, she found one spot on my glans that was very sensitive, and went to work with a vibrating toy. The combination of factors led to the most intense orgasm of my life. With the force of a gusher, fluid shot out of me for a distance of over 3 feet. It was not just a conrolled burst either, it lasted for what seemed like forever but was probably only 15 seconds. the comforter, sheets and blankets were so soaked that the matress needed to be flipped over. It felt so good i had difficulty moving afterward. She was so scared she ran for cover and was afraid to touch me for hours. She kept asking if i had urinated, and i told her i didn't think it was possible to do at the same time. sort of like farting and sneezing at once, no one has lived to tell the tale.
so, has anyone experienced this? is it "normal".

 

[DarkAngel]

To let you know, you can not urinate during intercourse.
The whole process is controlled by a value and a couple of flaps, put it in plain english. The experience that you went through, is caused by muscle contractions. That is how one ejaculates, hence the muscle were exposed to soething that caused them to over spasm and produce a stronger push.
A lot of guys can go throught it, if they are teased a lot and not allowed to ejaculate.

I hope this helps

~DA~

 

[April]

sort of like farting and sneezing at once, no one has lived to tell the tale.

Where the hell did you hear that? Man, I do that a couple times a week, and I'm still alive. Wait, am I? Hey, can somebody check for me?

 

[DMGCNTRL]

Your O.K.

My gf calls it "Looking for the Fountain of Youth". It's purely amazing.

 

[Wizard]

sort of like farting and sneezing at once, no one has lived to tell the tale.

Where the hell did you hear that? Man, I do that a couple times a week, and I'm still alive. Wait, am I? Hey, can somebody check for me?

LMAO........Thats funny I know folks that do that also and there still alive..........April a little too much info.....But good to know....<writing down Apil can fart and sneeze at the same time.>

 

[DarkAngel]

I wonder if she can pat her head and rub her tummy at the same time....

 

[bluntforcemama]

Sounds good to me, infact, that sounds wonderful! You should be pleased to death that you found out how to have such incredible orgasms.

 

[DMGCNTRL]

I bet...

...April cleans alot more of the house than she intended on a couple times a week. (Yuk, but I couldn't help myself.)

 

[DarkAngel]

Myst
From: The first star on the right and past the clouds behind the moon...

Hey thats where I live...

 

[April]

LMAO at Wizard! I know it's not really what people want to hear, but it's true.

DA, no I can't. I've tried. Just not coordinated enough.

dmgcntrl, that's gross! LOL

 

[DarkAngel]

LMAO at Wizard! I know it's not really what people want to hear, but it's true.

DA, no I can't. I've tried. Just not coordinated enough.
(Dam, now there goes that idea out the window)

dmgcntrl, that's gross! LOL

 

[DMGCNTRL]

Sorry

God, I just read it. It's even grosser than when I typed it.

 

[edo]

thank you thank you one and all.

i kept trying to tell her it was a good thing, but she remained skittish. Kept saying "it's not humanly possible" over and over again. i've been trying to re-create this phenomenon, with limited success. It actually sounded like a sprinkler had gone off.
Myst: Believe me, i am stoked about the whole thing, i was just a tad concerned because it had never happened to me before. (or to anyone i had the guts to ask, damn glad you people are here now i don't need to check with a doctor) thanks darkangel

as far as the whole simultanous sneeze fart goes, it was added as a joke. i'm sure it is possible, i'm just glad i haven't had the misfortune.

 

[Jade]

sort of like farting and sneezing at once, no one has lived to tell the tale.

Where the hell did you hear that? Man, I do that a couple times a week, and I'm still alive. Wait, am I? Hey, can somebody check for me?

LMAO........Thats funny I know folks that do that also and there still alive..........April a little too much info.....But good to know....<writing down Apil can fart and sneeze at the same time.>

HAHAAA DAMN that was all just too funny!!

I REALLY needed that today!