How Embarrassing!

[Zeldas slave]

Hi guys (and gals!), Zeldas slave here. I'm new to Literotica and was just browsing the discussion board when I got to thinking about an embarrassing thing that happened to me some years ago. I wonder whether anyone else has had any similar experiences?

Basically, what happened was this. My girlfriend of the time and I were walking across some waste ground near where we lived. As ever, I was megga horny and gagging for sex!

We were in a kind of enclosure and there were bushes and trees all around. We checked that we couldn't be seen, then I lay down on a low embankment and she proceeded to give me just about the best blow job I have ever had!

When I came she swallowed it all and in return I brought her off with my fingers and tongue!

When we had finished and were getting tidied up and ready to go, we heard whistling and shouting and we nearly died when we finally located where it was coming from. A group of steel erectors(!) had had a grandstand view from on top of a nearby building!

To cap it all, we had to walk within a few yards of the building to get home - talk about embarrassing!

Anyone else had a similar experience?

 

[Bobmi357]

I can't say I've ever been caught like that. Although my wife has had one very embarassing incident (which I slept through).

 

[Succulent-one]

Zelda's slave....I don't have a story to compete with that one but thanks for the great laugh.....too funny!

 

[lilnymph28]

Wow! That is wonderful, and I thank you for sharing with us, as the tears of laughter stream down my face...

The closest experience I had was in college, I was waiting tables, and my boyfriend worked with me. He took me out back, behind the dumpster, bent me over, and was giving it to me from behind when my boss drove up, with his highbeams on, and caught a first class view of the whole thing. Luckily, he found it in incredibly funny, and neither of us got in any trouble for it. But how embarrassing!

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hey lilnymph, thanks for sharing that with us! I wonder, was your boss okay about your little lapse of concentration because you were on your lunch break? LOL

Thanks for replying to my thread.

Anymore folks out there with similar stories to tell?

Hi Bobmi, would you like to tell us all what happened to your wife?

 

[sirmed]

OPPS>. thats too funny.... If I could get my Gf to be just that open and not worry so much....about that very thing..

 

[Limbhugger]

Probably our worst...

The wife and I were in a fight. One of those stupid ass fights that you can't even remember why you were fighting and are now just fighting about how you're fighting kind fights. And we're at each other I just thought to myself, "Fuck this!"

I grabbed her by the wrist and out the door we went. She's seriously pissed and going off but I was undettered as I ushered her into the cab of sweet little '69 Ford shortbed. I never said a word. The engine roared and we were off. The whole time she on me about what the fuck I'm doing, where the fuck am I taking her, blah, blah...I'm just driving. Now mind you I was REALLY driving. Like way too fast and tires squalling all over the place.

So finally I reach the place I'd been thinking about. It's a big giant paved lot near some grain elevators. It was a weekend so there were no workers about. I slid the truck to a stop and looked into her tear streaked face. Without a word we xommenced to absolutely ravishing each other.

Like some scene from a movie, clothes flying, lips smashing, breaths catching. She climbed atop me and rode me like tomorrow might not come.

It was hot and raw and...daylight. And what I hadn't considered in my angry lust was the row of backyards about 30 feet from us. A tidy row of houses that stretched along my area of "seclusion." And as we both eased down from the passion and struggled for breath I heard something. I looked around her shouler and out the windshield to see one seriously pissed off old lady!

She had a garden hoe in her hand and was yelling at us. Boy was I glad for her yard was fenced and she was incapable of hurdling it. She did not find our making up nearly as hot as we did.

We laughed all the home and never have remembered what that fight was about. But we sure do remember making up that day.

Hugger

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hi Hugger - thanks for that great story!

It's amazing just what we DON'T notice when the passion is up and the blood is pumping, isn't it! <G>

Anymore of you guys out there have a tale to tell? I bet most of us have been caught out at sometime or another haven't we?

regards
Zeldas slave

 

[DevilishTexan]

I have had several funny situations like that arise but since I am an unabashed voyuer and exhibitionist it doesn't bother me (albeit, I can be modest and it IS embarrassing at times). I have walked in on a good gf of mine doing her lover at the time when my current gf and I walked into out apt. they were using. They thought it was funny because I cracked jokes while she tried to ride him lol! My gf, however didn't think it was too damn funny LOL!! I have been caught probably 4 different times by stranger's and friends. If I'm gettin' into it and my lover doesn't care, fuck it, they get a show LOL!!!

One time however that really stands out was a friendly cop that busted me and an overhormonal gf I had when I was 22. She would do me anytime, anyplace, in front of anybody, she didn't care! We were going to a club and she was going down on me in the car until I decided enuff and had to have her. We pulled into a used car lot (Mexico City Motorcars, or sumthin' like that) and got after it on the hood of a Jag XJS. Hey, ya gonna do it do it in style right? Well officer friendly rolls by, q-beams us and pops the siren a couple times to notify us. I'm deep up in her and turn my head to look at him. "Can you kids take it somewhere else before I have to taser you in the rear" LOL!!! We laffed our butts off and I zipped up REALLLLL QUICK!!!!

We got damn lucky lol!!

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hi there Devilish Texan - I enjoyed reading your post!

I was amused by your choice of car for the parking lot soiree - we do make good cars over here, don't we? LOL

Any more amusing tales to tell guys?

 

[DevilishTexan]

Hi there Devilish Texan - I enjoyed reading your post!

I was amused by your choice of car for the parking lot soiree - we do make good cars over here, don't we? LOL

Any more amusing tales to tell guys?

Wanna hear something else. When I was 4 and lived in Guernsey
I got knocked on my ass by a Jag XKE. So maybe that why I have a thing for em' lol!!! Beautiful cars.

 

[Bobmi357]

Hi Bobmi, would you like to tell us all what happened to your wife?

LOL! NO! She reads these boards, even posts occasionally. If she wants to share, I'll let her share, or she'll tell me its ok to share it. It didn't happen to me, I was asleep and under the covers when it happened. I never even knew about it til the next morning.

What about it Alyx? Want to share your story?

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hiya Bobmi.

Hey, I don't want to get you into serious trouble with your good lady! What I actually meant was, do you think she would mind letting us in on her little story - or would she object to you telling all?

Far be it from me to cause marital dis-harmony........'specially at this festive time of the year! <VBG>

 

[Alyx]

My hubby’s been itching for me to post this, so here goes.

As many of you know, Bob and I met online. Needless to say, the first time he came out to visit me, we were rather busy! Three things occurred during that visit that were very amusing, two of which were also very embarrassing (for me anyway, he slept through the first, and had left when the second occurred). He’s already mentioned the first (pits verses tits) in another thread. Not embarrassing for me, but very funny once I realized what his problem was.

As for the embarrassing moments…the first one happened late one night. I had turned off the phone ringer so we wouldn’t be interrupted. After one hell of a romp, we fell into bed naked and exhausted. Round about 4am or so, I bolt up in bed because I thought I heard someone call my name (this isn’t uncommon for me and it’s usually just a vivid dream). However, this time is was real. There I am, buck-naked, no blankets, looking around the bedroom in a daze, when I spy my LANDLADY in the doorway. She had been trying to wake me up. Seems my mother had called her (woke her up too!) worried because I didn’t answer my phone. The landlady used her passkey to come into the apartment to tell me to call my mom. Now, there is no way this lady could NOT understand what was going on. While she’s telling me about my mom calling her, I’m desperately trying to grab for blankets, but Bob was laying on them. My clothes were on his side of the bed, the blinds were open and the streetlight is beaming into the bedroom. So there I am, trying to hold a rational conversation with my landlady at 4am in the morning, while stark naked…all the while doing my best to look like this sort of thing happens all the time! When she finally left, I glanced over to Bob and noticed the little shit was DRESSED! Damn it all anyway! At some point, he had woke up enough to dress, leaving me naked as a jaybird, looking like I’d been rode hard and put up wet. After that, paying rent became a real pain. The landlady always asked me how my “friend” was doing!

The second embarrassment came about a week after Bob left for home. I was coming out of my apartment when my next-door neighbor stopped me. He was a good friend, who I didn’t see very often, as he was a long haul truck driver. After a bit of small talk, he said he wanted to thank me for a very entertaining evening. When he saw the puzzled look on my face, he grinned and explained. He had come home from work one night and was sitting on his back porch having a beer and a few smokes with his roommate. What neither of us realized was that my bedroom window overlooked his back porch. While they weren’t able to see anything (bedroom was on the second floor), they sure got an earful! He suggested that the next time I have company I keep my bedroom window closed. He called me “Screamer” after that.

Thankfully, I moved shortly after both those incidents. And I’ve discovered that living in the sticks does have its advantages!

~Alyx~

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hi Alyx - and many thanks for sharing your stories with us!

That sure was sneaky of Bob to get dressed like that - and leave you naked! Personally, I like to be naked too when I'm in the sack with my lady, so if it'd have been us together, your landlady would have caught us both! <G>

As for your being Christened 'Screamer', I reckon Bob is a lucky man! I can't recall ever having a girlfriend who made a lot of noise when we were having sex together..........maybe I was just never good enough? < sniff, sniff, Sob!>

Still, making a lot of noise can have disadvantages too I guess <G>

Once again, many thanks for your post Alyx.

Lets hope we get some more replies to this thread eh, its nice to hear other people's brushes with embarrassment!

Zelda's slave

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I never got caught even when my gf and i did it in a display tent in a J.C. Pennys.

But my brother he was out with his future wife and they were in the back of my mom 72 t-bird (lots of room) when a cop started banging on the window.

They tried to find there clothing the cop said never mind getting dressed just want some id it was because of vandals.

He said ok and left.

I found out the next day after i took my mom out for the day, I asked you lose something and tosed him his underwear that is when he told me what happened.

 

[Alphasarge]

i once got caught banging my bosses daughter, the one he specifically told all the guys to stay away from, on his couch in his house. All of the guys (including him) were at a casino in Biloxi having drinks and playing around when I spotted her at the video poker bar. I went over, one thing led to another and we were making out right there in public which didn't seem all that classy. So, being slightly intoxicated, we figured we had enough time to go by dad's house instead of across town to her apartment. We figrured the boys would stay out until at least midnight. We figured wrong. There I was, buck naked, balls deep in his little princess, clothes scattered all over the floor and not even a throw to cover us up with....that was bad...real bad. He was furious. And he didn't leave and let us dress, he just stood there yelling while I stand up, still hard, trying to find clothes and his daughter covers her head with a pillow.....Awkward...very awkward!!

 

[pogogirl]

I love all the hot stories you guys have shared here so I guess it would be my turn to share my story with ya. Back in 99' my ex boyfriend and I were walking down the street and we talking about where the strangest place we ever had sex was when we passed by a mexican fast food place. We both stopped and I said, "wouldn't it be funny to say that we had sex in a fast food bathroom." So he gave me a big grin amd took my hand and we went into the resteraunt. He told me that he would go in to the mens room and in a minute for me to join him so it didn't look suspisious. So after about a minute I joined him in the restroom. We put our coats on the floor and he laid down and I started riding him. We were getting really into it when we heard a knock on the door and then someone turning the door knob trying to get in. We hurried up and got dressed. I was freaking out. I opened the door a little crack to see if mabey the guy just gave up and left. But it wasn't a guy wanting to use the restroom it was a little boy. He just happened to have left to tell his father he couldn't get into the restroom and I heard one of the employees saying that they didn't remember anyone going in there so she was going to check it out. We got out just in time and ran out the door. I still get food from there sometimes but they don't recognize me at all.

 

[Hajar]

One night I was on the beach, with my then bf, now husband, (if any of you go to Barbados just ask the locals about the Hot Pot).
Anyway, on this strech there's a rum refinery and the electric company station, we started to go at it and there's the guys at the electric comp pa system calling names, like Mr Clake please come to the office.......whatever.
We weren't even thinking about it, we have a ball, butt naked on the beach and get up to leave, and the pc system just erupts with cat calls.

One afternoon an another beach, a guy walked up to the hubby and shook his hand, we were on the beach under some trees, and thought that we couldn't be seen, Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy was in the water and saw it all

And there's a time on a cliff, my upstairs balconey and a couple more beach ones too

 

[DuckLover]

Great thread, and lots of great stories. Thanks to everyone who is posting. Be aware there is another active thread on this topic called "Ever Been Caught?" that's been running for a while and keeps getting more replies. Check it out!

 

[BTK51]

I Remember How Emabrrased I was!

Once while my wife & I were dating we went to a Melanie Concert at a college where everyone just sat on the gym floor. My friends, wife & I were pretty high at the time and I was very horny. I started stroking her leg, going higher & higher under a long skirt that she had on. This was going on for a good 20-30 minutes. I'm pretty sure that she climaxed at least once and was she ever wet. All of a sudden my wife gets up to change positions and here I am with my hand up some strange girl's dress stroking her ass & pussy.

Everyone stared at me when they heard me yell out "oh shit that's not you" and jerked my hand away. I was so flustered and started appologizing to the girl when it dawned on me that she wasn't with anyone and never said a word. She just turned to me and said "that's okay I was enjoying it" and then turned back to the stage. As it slowing started dawning on everyone around us (friends and strangers) what had happened, the whole area started giggling and I could hear people telling the others what had happened. I was really embarassed.

 

[quickfoot]

My wife and I also met online (I'm from Alaska and she is from Idaho).

The first time she came up to visit she wasn't comfortable staying with my family so she rented a room at a bed and breakfast, well they gave her a trailer instead of a room which was fine with us, more seclusion.

The trailer had one door in the living room and one door in the bedroom, we were naked and going at it with me on top when I heard a key go into the door in the bedroom we were in.

We dove for cover when the door unlocked and a lady stepped through and asked if we wanted more towels?

She never knocked, just let herself in even with the car parked outside.

 

[quickfoot]

On my wife's second visit to Alaska we decided to try using Jello so I made up a big bowl of jello and took it back to the bedroom.

We wound up not using very much because it was too sticy (pudding much better!) but we were tired so we didn't take it out of the room before we went to sleep.

The next morning my sister and her boyfriend came into our room for something and there was a big batch of jello sitting on the chair.

My sister's boyfriend asked "is that jello? :-D)" and immediatly my wife said no and I said yes, the look that everyone gave eachother before deciding to move on was priceless.

 

[Zeldas slave]

Hi everyone, great to see you all contributing to this thread - all your experiences make great reading, thanks!

Zeldas Slave