How does this logo look?

[Lord Pmann]

Just because some of us are sexy as a Kim Kardashian, Christina Hendricks, Lake Bell threesome doesn't mean it's not us. I mean, I am the sexy one I'm describing in the above threesome simile. It may be hard to believe, but that avatar of mine isn't some sexy guy I pulled off the web. It is I.

So don't go hating on the gun toting avatar, just because you like it!!!

And to stay on topic... Uh, "Go wrastlin'! Fuck yeah! 'Merica and NASCAR bitches!!!"

 

[lovecraft68]

Mine's not a good pic of me, too much red eye from the camera.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You can see my delightfully CLEAN feet at least.

Haha. Turn those paws to the side and it looks like a velociraptor. You're not fooling anyone.

 

[Garnate]

I'm actually a 57 yr old dude named Ted.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm actually a 57 yr old dude named Ted.

Posting pics of his daughter whom he claims he has been sleeping with for years as well as his mother, mother in law and the mail man.

Heard this story before.

 

[unregistered]

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I'm actually a 57 yr old dude named Ted.

dammit,

I had very high hopes

 

[Garnate]

dammit,

I had very high hopes

There's nothing wrong with Ted!

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm apparently a fucking dinosaur.

Hmm, why don't you post a good close up of your feet and I'll let you know?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

There's nothing wrong with Ted!

if you are into dudes, correct.

I like boobs, women boobs, not man boobs

I do still like you

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hmm, why don't you post a good close up of your feet and I'll let you know?

Hahahaha. Yes yes. Please do this. We can see if that thread you posted asking for help cleaning your feet has worked.

 

[Garnate]

Hahahaha. Yes yes. Please do this. We can see if that thread you posted asking for help cleaning your feet has worked.

Say something romantic this instant!

 

[Garnate]

Say something romantic this instant!

Or don't. :/

 

[lovecraft68]

Hahahaha. Yes yes. Please do this. We can see if that thread you posted asking for help cleaning your feet has worked.

That could back fire, you know. Some men enjoy washing a woman's feet....

Some, none that I know of course, but you know, I hear things.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lord Pmann]

You all know that I love Rainshine and think that's she's as beautiful as anything I could ever describe. She's my best friend and she's perfect and the reason I can say that is because she's seen how I look at her and knows it's all in good fun.

She's a perfect person on the inside and out. I love her guts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

His version of romantic would be something like "your cunny smells like dead roses."

And you know that I said your cunny smells like FRESH roses.

I'm romantic. You know I am.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That thread YOU posted pretending to be me! You're worse than a Katy Perry concert guesting Nickleback!

Oh yeah, I posted from your account? How would I do that? That sounds ridiculous.

 

[Garnate]

I love this thread

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love this thread

I truly have the Midas touch.

 

[Garnate]

I truly have the Midas touch.

You, dear man, belong on the gb. A fucking riot, you are. Aaaaaand now I'm talking like Yoda, which makes you a total dickhead because that's all on you. YOU.

Laurel! Give me thine ban hammer!


Just kidding. UNLESS I'M NOT.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You, dear man, belong on the gb. A fucking riot, you are. Aaaaaand now I'm talking like Yoda, which makes you a total dickhead because that's all on you. YOU.

Laurel! Give me thine ban hammer!


Just kidding. UNLESS I'M NOT.

Right you are. <----- yoda style, so you don't feel alone.

Although, a tender specimen like myself is not made for the GB. I would be a rose among thorns. A diamond amongst a pile of poo.

 

[Garnate]

It's official, Pmann is a dickhead. He's been nominated and seconded.

SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't be a dickhead. Everyone knows you had my password before you had your midLit crisis and left me!

Et tu, Brute?

It's official, Pmann is a dickhead. He's been nominated and seconded.

SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!

Oh my!

This is so unexpected. I mean, wow. I just... A lot of things have turned me into a dickhead. Spending time with Rainshine has really sharpened my inner dickhead. Hanging out on the How To forum really taught me how to be a complete arsehole. Answering questions about how to shove a fist up an arse. How to trick your wife into a threesome. How to get a bigger dick. All of these stupid fucking questions have caused me to grow into a massive dickhead.

Bring me my dickhead crown and trident with dicks on the end.

 

[Garnate]

Et tu, Brute?



Oh my!

This is so unexpected. I mean, wow. I just... A lot of things have turned me into a dickhead. Spending time with Rainshine has really sharpened my inner dickhead. Hanging out on the How To forum really taught me how to be a complete arsehole. Answering questions about how to shove a fist up an arse. How to trick your wife into a threesome. How to get a bigger dick. All of these stupid fucking questions have caused me to grow into a massive dickhead.

Bring me my dickhead crown and trident with dicks on the end.

I want to profess my love for your words without pissing Rainshine off. It's just....that one brain cell you use to post here, I'm in love with it. That's all I ask for. I'm going to start a fan club for it and maybe a sub forum because I totally have that ability and that one brain cell will be loved and admired by all.

You totally saved this shitty-ass thread. You hear that, Zeb? This thread fucking sucked and dickhead saved it. Also fuck you and the stick you have shoved up your ass.