How does one respond when a stranger says this to you?

I'd love to shove your cock up your ass.
Don’t worry, I’ve done it before.
 
*bratcat* said:
Seriously?? You guys think I should send him my address??? What if he has a pencildick...what fun would that be??

tell him to bring you your toy and lock up on the way out.... but be a sport and throw him some gas money.
 
Thank you.

I would send a polite but brief e-mail informing the gentleman that I was glad he enjoyed my story but I was uninterested in his proposal.
 
*bratcat* said:
Seriously?? You guys think I should send him my address??? What if he has a pencildick...what fun would that be??

You could send it to me, I dont have a pencil dick. I also dont live anywhere near you.
 
*bratcat* said:
How I would like my cock up your arse.
How can we achieve this?

Buy me a air ticket to Canada and then I will show you how i stick cock in ass.... ;)
 
*bratcat* said:


Then what would you need my address for, hmmm??

That doesnt mean I cant get there, just not very often. I would also do "requests". Just for you:D
 
mmmmmmmmmm I not sure I would respond, that is uncles you want that sort of relationship.
I agree with Bluesy you could send your info to me I'm along way from you! :devil: :kiss:
 
*bratcat* said:
Seriously?? You guys think I should send him my address??? What if he has a pencildick...what fun would that be??

Ask him if you can take turns doing him first with a strap on.

Seriously though, do you know this guy? Or are you willing to meet someone like him for the first time without knowing whether or not he's some axe murderer? Or worst, a great Lawrence Welk fan?
 
"We'd best achieve it by you bending me over my kitchen table, speading my ass cheeks and sliding your cock in deep."

Either that or ignore it, or send a polite thanks but no thanks back
 
*bratcat* said:
How I would like my cock up your arse.
How can we achieve this?



hmmm...I received that as feedback from one of my stories...I am thinking that I shouldn't answer that email. :eek:

First instincts are always best...don't answer it dear!
 
Why is getting pornographic feedback to a pornographic story a surprise??? :confused:

Have fun! Taunt him... he is rather unlikely to be able to do to much damage over the keyboard...
 
*bratcat* said:
Seriously?? You guys think I should send him my address??? What if he has a pencildick...what fun would that be??

Want to see if mine would fit?
 
Well, usually something like this:

Thanks for the compliment! You sure know how to make a girl feel good about herself. It won't happen though. The StudMuffin wouldn't be real pleased about it and I want to keep him.

Muffin


Simple. Effective. Polite.
 
Never said:
I'd love to shove your cock up your ass.
Don’t worry, I’ve done it before.

Sounds like fun. I think I might have you do that consentually.
 
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