How do you

[twistedwhizkers]

get the nerve to post?

 

[Kissophile]

I drank four quarts of gin, ate three hot chile peppers, walked two miles barefoot on dirt roads, and asked a pregnant goat for absolution. Once I had completed that ritual, posting was a piece of cake.

As the Nike ads said, just do it. If you need to, start easy by posting things that aren't deeply personal. Eventually you'll find that, as with any group of people, you''ll feel comfortable here and you'll say what's on your mind.

Relax, enjoy, and you'll soon find your voice.

 

[twistedwhizkers]

Great.......now to find a pregnant goat....

 

[Quoll]

get the nerve to post?

Say something stupid, you may not be instantly liked but you will be regarded as harmless.


If I remember correctly I was lurking on a thread about household cleaners or something deep anyway.
The question was asked "How do you get blood stains out of your sheets"

Quick as a flash I knew I had the correct answer and would be instantly accepted.

"First remove the body"

Hah, it made one person laugh, they really shouldn`t have, because now I`ll never leave.


edit: Oh yeah Welcome to Lit.

 

[twistedwhizkers]

Thanks for the welcome. If I keep at the gin I am sure something stupid will follow

 

[Bobmi357]

Posting isn't hard. Just remember that you should comment on WickedWoman and Erika's boobie avs every 50th post or so.

Keep drinking the Gin, forget the goat, what Kissy and the Goat did together is unspeakable!

 

[twistedwhizkers]

Posting isn't hard. Just remember that you should comment on WickedWoman and Erika's boobie avs every 50th post or so.

Keep drinking the Gin, forget the goat, what Kissy and the Goat did together is unspeakable! [/QUOTE

I should comment soon then!]

 

[Kiss Me]

The more you post the easier it gets. Relax and enjoy yourself.

 

[twistedwhizkers]

I have had a nice welcome.
Truly

 

[Kiss Me]

Well now that you've been welcomed, you need to prepare for the addiction phase that's coming...... soon all you'll be able to think about is Lit! It wears off after a while though, for most of us..........

 

[twistedwhizkers]

I think I am in the addict phase already

sigh....

 

[Kiss Me]

I think I am in the addict phase already

sigh....

Just keep fluids nearby and move the cordless phone onto the desk, you'll be just fine.

 

[twistedwhizkers]

Just keep fluids nearby and move the cordless phone onto the desk, you'll be just fine.

Got it.

Cell, cordless, water and vibe.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I think I lurked for almost a year before I started posting on the general board. I think Hanns called me a fatty on my first post too. ahhhh - good times, good times.......

 

[Quoll]

Well now that you've been welcomed, you need to prepare for the addiction phase that's coming...... soon all you'll be able to think about is Lit! It wears off after a while though, for most of us..........

.........Oh really, when pray tell.

I have enough trouble explaining how I have friends with such bizarre names, let alone the things we talk about. *sigh*

 

[Kiss Me]

.........Oh really, when pray tell.

I have enough trouble explaining how I have friends with such bizarre names, let alone the things we talk about. *sigh*

I said for most of us.... there are some who just never recover.

 

[wicked woman]

Posting isn't hard. Just remember that you should comment on WickedWoman and Erika's boobie avs every 50th post or so.

Keep drinking the Gin, forget the goat, what Kissy and the Goat did together is unspeakable! [/QUOTE

I should comment soon then!] [/B]

uuumm yes you should


*Bob you are just wicked *

 

[Kissophile]

Posting isn't hard. Just remember that you should comment on WickedWoman and Erika's boobie avs every 50th post or so.

Keep drinking the Gin, forget the goat, what Kissy and the Goat did together is unspeakable!

The advice to comment on booby avs with regularity is well founded.

The goat was merely an intermediary between me and the gods of horniness. I gave an offering of two beer cans (one was Canadian in honor of WW) and was given a bleating good absolution.

 

[bobsgirl]

I think I lurked for almost a year before I started posting on the general board. I think Hanns called me a fatty on my first post too. ahhhh - good times, good times.......

That Hanns! His mama done taught him right. He's a real sweetheart, ain't he?

 

[Quoll]

Is it just me or is it really quiet here tonight.

 

[Bobmi357]

Ok its official, I just got the memo telling me to include Kiss Me First when picking on boobie avs.... So she joins the ranks of Erika, WickedWoman et al.

 

[Kiss Me]

Should I be scared or honoured?

 

[Quoll]

Should I be scared or honoured?

Hey Kiss, nice boobies.




How gratuitous.

How satsifying.

 

[Kiss Me]

Hey I didn't get any satisfaction!!! Though my boobies thank you for the compliment.

 

[Bobmi357]

Satisfaction can be found three doors down on the left. Here we drool over boobie pics and since your not here, you'll just have to find satisfaction on your own.