How Do You Want TO...

Ambrosious

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...die? In a blaze of glory or quietly. I think drowning would be nice. A friend of mine wants to go out during sex so he'll die "with a smile on my face" but I think this is selfish to the one you die on top of. What do you think?
 
Put me down for one blaze of glory please.

I intend to buy the farm turning at least 180 mph after being the oldest woman to ever take Top Eliminator or something along those lines.
 
as a very old woman surrounded by family including great-great-grandchildren.
 
Blaze of Glory. A nuclear explotion comes to mind. But knowing my luck. I'll probaly end up accidentially locking myself up in the restroom of a gas station, and then the gas tanks explode.........in a blaze of ahem Glory.
 
God you people are morbid. :)

I think nearly everyone is going to choose "in my sleep" or "blaze of glory so I am remembered". I just get the feeling no one is going to prefer "after a long battle with cancer, after which point I have no hair, I've lost 100 pounds, and I can no longer keep food down or take myself to the bathroom."
 
R Nitelight said:
Boiled and eaten by cannibals.

Well shoot sugar I will eat you but I don't think I will boil you, I'll take you like oysters, nice and raw.
 
If I had a choice, I think I would prefer to go quietly, in my sleep. But hopefully not for a very long time yet. I have way too many things I need to see before I go. My biggest hope is to see my children both happily involved with people they can cherish for the rest of their lives, and to see my grandson, who is now two, to graduate from High School.
 
Patryn said:
God you people are morbid. :)

I think nearly everyone is going to choose "in my sleep" or "blaze of glory so I am remembered". I just get the feeling no one is going to prefer "after a long battle with cancer, after which point I have no hair, I've lost 100 pounds, and I can no longer keep food down or take myself to the bathroom."

That was insightful. And that's EXACTLY how I don't to go. I still think drowning, just not in my own phlegm. :)
 
Patryn said:
I just get the feeling no one is going to prefer "after a long battle with cancer, after which point I have no hair, I've lost 100 pounds, and I can no longer keep food down or take myself to the bathroom."

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU??? I am watching my sister go through something very similar to that, only an idiot would want to die like that.
 
Gee Patryn, no kidding?

Every fucking day I watch my mother die by degrees. Her mother also died slowly, wasting away for over a year and a half. Why in the seven hells would anyone choose that?

Given my choice, I'm going out quickly and spare my family that hell.
 
I couldn't think of an answer to this, but I asked da boy and he said how he wanted to die was to be the first person incinerated by aliens on national television so that he would go down in history as the first to perish in the invasion.

That's it. I'm switching him to decaf.
 
As I said in anothe post, it doesn't bother me.
I've died before and it never did me any harm!
 
I want my last day on this Earth to be filled with happiness and laughter. I want to talk with the people I love and enjoy my day...


...and then pass on quietly in my sleep.
 
When I die...

...I want to go right AFTER an earth shattering orgasm! ;) Lil reminder for ya babe... Ya might want to pull out before rigemortus sets in! Otherwise you'll have a hard time explaining that to the cops! :D

"Honestly, officer, I have NO idea how it happened. I guess I killed her with my penis?" *shrug*
 
Re: When I die...

Tiggs said:
Lil reminder for ya babe... Ya might want to pull out before rigemortus sets in! Otherwise you'll have a hard time explaining that to the cops! :D


ROFLMAO thanks I needed that today :)
 
During my sleep...
I would have said sex but you know... If you did that to a woman she would eather swear off sex for the rest of her life, for fear that she might... "Kill again" or she might get to LIKE her new "POWERS"

"Hey Sally! What have you been up to these past few weeks?!"
"Oh nothing... I... KILLED a man..."
 
I refuse to die. It's so cliche. I mean, it's be done, literally, to death.

I'm going to have new organs harvested and/or grown for me using new gentic technology, eventually replacing my skeleton with fiberglass and transferring portions of my crowding memory into bio-computers. Then I'm going to finally read all those Steven King novels my mother keeps sending me.
 
I think Richard Pryor said it best..

He said, "My father died fucking. The girl was 18 (I think) years old and my dad was ?( I forget the age but it was up there). Motherfucker came and went at the same time!"

Then he went on to say that nobody else would touch that pussy. "Nuh-uh, no way jack, that pussy kill a motherfucker!"

Me...blaze of glory...maybe like Richard Gere in Breathless

Or...like that dude in Vanishing Point

or get shot by an irate husband at 120 years old!
 
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