How do you start with a bdsm fetish?

[huangxiaoying]

What are some items and activities for a beginning bdsm interest?

 

[Stella_Omega]

you should buy a can of spam.
Also, Paypal will freeze your account for selling adult items. They don't allow it. They never have.

 

[knot_sweet]

you should buy a can of spam.

(chorus of viking voices)

spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
wonderful spam

*giggle fit*

 

[His_pet_slut]

*shudders* M~ must not see this thread...ingesting spam, of either variety would be a true punishment.

 

[DVS]

*shudders* M~ must not see this thread...ingesting spam, of either variety would be a true punishment.

I once worked with a guy who sat down to his job with a whole can of spam (just dumped onto a plate, jelly stuff and all) and crackers. He sliced the spam, topped a cracker with it and proceeded to eat the whole damn can of spam in an 8 hour shift. He seemed quite content with his snack.

I've had spam. It isn't terrible. It's just a bunch of stuff squished into a can that wishes it was ham. I'm old enough to remember when all ham was sealed in a can like that, with a little key attached to open it. Sardines are still done that way.

Back to the subject of the thread...how do you start in BDSM? The link provided by the OP is a great place to start. Just find some of those things that interest you, get a partner that interests you and have fun.

 

[His_pet_slut]

I recall the ham packaged that way.

Sardines, now there is a memory. My mama loved sardines, mustard and crackers. Daddy hated the smell, so she would only have them when he was gone or if were outdoors, say fishing...she would go off a ways from the rest of us, have her snack and fish. She would catch more than any of the rest of us. She was chumming by dumping the oil from the can in the lake.

 

[DVS]

I recall the ham packaged that way.

Sardines, now there is a memory. My mama loved sardines, mustard and crackers. Daddy hated the smell, so she would only have them when he was gone or if were outdoors, say fishing...she would go off a ways from the rest of us, have her snack and fish. She would catch more than any of the rest of us. She was chumming by dumping the oil from the can in the lake.

She sounds like a wise fisherman, or is that fisherwoman? I like Kipper Snacks, which are very similar to sardines. But, I haven't had them in a long time. And the smell stays with you for quite a while, so I kind of agree with your dad, to a point. The smell almost makes you not want to try them, but I did, and now the smell isn't so bad. It's really no worse than cooking things that smell up the kitchen, like fish, cabbage, etc. Some of the delicacies seem to have a rather robust smell.

 

[Etoile]

I neutered the OP by removing the link, but I'm leaving the thread because it's funny. Moving to Cafe.

 

[DVS]

I neutered the OP by removing the link, but I'm leaving the thread because it's funny. Moving to Cafe.

Coming from a fully intact male, neutering is NOT funny. It's...icky.

 

[knot_sweet]

Coming from a fully intact male, neutering is NOT funny. It's...icky.

Then I'm guessing the idea of eating testicles must be super icky huh?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I have been invited to a wedding where they served tinned Corned Beef. I took one look at and started squealing red.

 

[Stella_Omega]

She sounds like a wise fisherman, or is that fisherwoman? I like Kipper Snacks, which are very similar to sardines. But, I haven't had them in a long time. And the smell stays with you for quite a while, so I kind of agree with your dad, to a point. The smell almost makes you not want to try them, but I did, and now the smell isn't so bad. It's really no worse than cooking things that smell up the kitchen, like fish, cabbage, etc. Some of the delicacies seem to have a rather robust smell.

Lutefisk!

 

[knot_sweet]

jackfruit or shrimp paste or fish crackers

stinky pew, but oh so tasty

 

[His_pet_slut]

I neutered the OP by removing the link, but I'm leaving the thread because it's funny. Moving to Cafe.

I love that we can hijack even a blatant spam thread and have a good time doing it.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I neutered the OP by removing the link, but I'm leaving the thread because it's funny. Moving to Cafe.

You are da queen!

 

[Etoile]

I love that we can hijack even a blatant spam thread and have a good time doing it.

This actually happens a lot! People will make a couple of posts after a spammer and I'm like "hmm, should I leave this?" This one got long enough before I got to it to really be funny, so I figured I'd leave it.

 

[Lord_Steve]

practice, kid.

practice.