How do you start here?

[iwtbyss]

Been lurking around for years. Would like to get to know people.
MWF, 39, full figured, a little shy but BORED!

 

[asian_princess]

Been lurking around for years. Would like to get to know people.
MWF, 39, full figured, a little shy but BORED!

welcome to "/lurker mode off" status.

I'm Appy or AP or "hey you, crazy bitch, get the hell out of my thread"


Have fun! Hope you find what you're looking for

DUCK!!

*pelts you with stale marshmallows left over from last week's fight*

and btw.
we can never talk again, because i've been stumped for the last 2 minutes trying to think up a nickname for you

See ya round

*scampers off*



ETA: btw, i'm gonna go with Byssiebum

 

[ima6uldv8]

Welcum to Lit. You've already started. Pretty soon, you'll be addicted like us. *Come join our cult* I whisper seductively in your ear. People here know me as Ima. I hope you like it here.

*waves* Hi Appy, you sexy bitch

 

[iwtbyss]

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[conehead269]

welcome

hi
welcome to lit . first dont be shy . jump right in . soon you will be hooked like all of us . the chat lines here are a good way to get to know some people . hope to see you there . once you get use to it you will have fun .

 

[asian_princess]

By George, I think I've got it!

iwtbyss = I Want To Be Your Sex Slave!

 

[pleaz_me]

By George, I think I've got it!

I Want To Be Your Sex Slave!

You wanna be everyone's sex slave

 

[asian_princess]

You wanna be everyone's sex slave

From your mouth to God's ears

 

[pleaz_me]

From your mouth to God's ears

 

[done_got_old]

Hi. I'm the nice quiet lady of LIT. I don't get into the cat fights the other 'women' participate in. I don't cyber, tell dirty jokes or say nasty words. I really should wear my halo around here.


















Now if you believe that, I have some confederate stock certificates I'd like to get rid of.

Welcome to LIT.

 

[asian_princess]

Is that a confirmation that i got the job?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

avoid asian princess at all costs,,,,she is a nutter...LOL
just kidding,, ,enjoy your flight with LIT,,,,,,,

 

[pleaz_me]

Hi. I'm the nice quiet lady of LIT. I don't get into the cat fights the other 'women' participate in. I don't cyber, tell dirty jokes or say nasty words. I really should wear my halo around here.


















Now if you believe that, I have some confederate stock certificates I'd like to get rid of.

Welcome to LIT.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pleaz_me]

Is that a confirmation that i got the job?

Ya gotta fight me for it

 

[done_got_old]

avoid asian princess at all costs,,,,she is a nutter...LOL
just kidding,, ,enjoy your flight with LIT,,,,,,,

Is that nutter butter peanut bar or just a nutter?

 

[asian_princess]

avoid asian princess at all costs,,,,she is a nutter...LOL
just kidding,, ,enjoy your flight with LIT,,,,,,,

yes don't listen to alisonwunderland....she is just my wife, what would she know

 

[ldyscottishwhore]

soon you will not know what happen u will be here all the time

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Is that nutter butter peanut bar or just a nutter?

she is a nutter with peanut butter

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

yes don't listen to alisonwunderland....she is just my wife, what would she know

 

[HottieMama]

Welcome to Lit...i'm know as Hottie.

Best advice i can give you is find a thread that you are comfortable in and start posting away. There are GREAT people in this forum.

 

[exividere2]

welcome to the Playground! Jump right in and start playing on the game threads. That's one of the fastest ways to assimilate here.