how do you shave your kitty?

[ravenstar]

hi, i'm just wondering i attempted this a couple days ago and really had a hard time of it. i was wondering if someone could offer some tips? i don't know if waxing would be better, but i'm not going to try that myself and i don't know if i'd let a stranger down there. i guess this should be something you get help with? i would've asked my husband but it was a surprise for him.(that by the way went over very well) he liked it but later that day i was noticing i had forgotten some spots- (dufuss that i am) any way any info would be great- thanks

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

You know, you can wax it yourself. I have. Just make sure you have a high pain tolerance or a big bottle of Jack and a stick to bite down on. Getting help with the job does ensure a better shave and more fun. But some of us don't have that option. Usually I just perch on the edge of the tub and spread 'em wide. Use a rich cream, be very careful, and make sure you have a good quality razor. Just watch as you go, check when you are finished for any bristly or missed spots. Best of luck!

 

[Missingmeds]

I use a "Finishing Touch" One of those that you see on tv. You could even trust the hubby with it to shave you. That in it's self can be very exciting and erotic for him to do.

Never had a man refuse to shave me yet.

 

[Bobmi357]

First off, make sure kitty has been completely cleaned (You might want to wear heavy gloves for this).

Now to really do this right, its best if you have a friend help you. If you don't have a willing friend, there are businesses which advertise these sort of services.

Ok, assuming you and your friend are going to do this, and you're wearing your gloves, the first thing you need to do is trim away the excess hair before you can actually shave. A barber electric trimmer is suggested for this part. Hold the trimmer and move it against the grain of the hair (the direction in which the hair lays flat).

Now at this point things might get difficult which is why I suggested a friend. The first touch of the trimmer to the kitty is unusual enough that the kitty may jump a bit. Your friend should hold the kitty firmly during this time.

Now that the kitty is trimmed, you can proceed with the actual shaving. Lather up the kitty. Be generous with the lather, but don't get carried away or overly excited and start fooling around! Too much lather can be an irritant so you want to complete this process as quickly as possible. Make sure you use a new razor and not one previously used.

Use broad sweeping strokes against the grain of the hair to shave kitty. If necessary, go back and repeat over areas which you might have missed.

Once you've completed shaving kitty, exit the bathroom and place kitty carefully in a warm sunlit spot. Talk sootheingly to kitty. Carefully remove your hands from kitty's claws and be prepared to spring back.

A couple of Tips.

Do not shave kitty's ears, or kitty's whiskers. Shaving around the claws is difficult, so you might want to use a fine scissors.

Kitty is liable to be mighty pissed off after being shaved, so it is suggested that you give kitty plenty of breathing space for a few days following the shaving.

If kitty is an outdoor kitty, do not shave kitty mid winter.



























Whats that? eh? OH!!!! That kitty. Silly me! Never mind.

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

LMAO....cute, real cute!

 

[Missingmeds]

Bobmi..... ,

You crack me up.....I feel nothing but sympathy for your wife....

 

[Bobmi357]

Bobmi..... ,

You crack me up.....I feel nothing but sympathy for your wife....

Yeah I do too sometimes.... then I remember she willingly entered into the arrangement with full knowledge that she was marrying a perv with a twisted and warped sense of humor and all sympathy vanishes..... Its usually at that point that I end up pulling some dumb prank on her that gets me into trouble.

 

[Bobmi357]

The real question is how many thought I was serious right up til the end?

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Nah...the heavy gloves at the beginning gave you away. I had to stop and think after the first sentence...I was wondering why you would mention cleanliness. You coulda tied the cats legs...makes the job much much easier.

 

[Missingmeds]

And you can use the same thing to the cat's legs that you use to gag a man....stockings or pantyhose.....

 

[ravenstar]

ok, duh, i for one will admit i thought you were serious until the last part.the gloves did make me wonder.thanks, that was hilarious! also thanks to everyone else too, i'll probally keep it this way. it's easier to go underwareless this way, and hubby approves too so... anyway thanks for your help.

 

[alonelygal]

The real question is how many thought I was serious right up til the end?

*embarrassed...she raises her hand*...the poor kitty...