How Do You Measure The Worth Of Your Beloved?

[Eumenides]

THE WAIT
Oh my love
you are worth your weight in subway tokens
You are the crunch of tires in the snow
and the wheedling breath-take of the engine as it starts in the night

You are the click smash of the fork against the teeth
Oh my love
you are worth your weight in jalepeno peppers and margarita pies
You are the sting of sand in the eyes when I get warm at the beach
and the stingray threat as I walk into the ocean


Oh my love you are that incredible clamp-clump sensation when I'm underwater and I don't think I can make it back to the surface before I die
Oh you're worth your weight in popcorn husks stuck between my teeth
and nobody needs you like I do


You are the satisfying crush-crunch of the cockroach beneath my trembling hand


Oh my love
you are worth
the wait



Meryn Cadell

 

[Angel]

I check his bank account.

 

[freakygirl]

I check his bank account.

To hell with his bank account. I deposit his checks into my bank account

 

[breakwall]

You are the satisfying crush-crunch of the cockroach beneath my trembling hand

Oh, the romance...

 

[Angel]

To hell with his bank account. I deposit his checks into my bank account

He has a hell of a lot more money in his than I have in mine.

Which reminds me - I need to close my account and get one here.

No Fleet in Cali - I have to decide between Wells Fargo and BOFA.

My job uses W.F. - might be easiest to use that.

Boyfriend swears by BOFA though. I guess I should check out their websites and compare checking accounts.

Grr. I'll miss Fleet.

 

[Guest]

I don't

 

[seXieleXie]

He has a hell of a lot more money in his than I have in mine.

Which reminds me - I need to close my account and get one here.

No Fleet in Cali - I have to decide between Wells Fargo and BOFA.

My job uses W.F. - might be easiest to use that.

Boyfriend swears by BOFA though. I guess I should check out their websites and compare checking accounts.

Grr. I'll miss Fleet.

i know your pain, but in reverse (does that make sense?). i have a bank of the west account in california. i keep it because it's free, there's no minimum, and the check card is free.

 

[Angel]

i know your pain, but in reverse (does that make sense?). i have a bank of the west account in california. i keep it because it's free, there's no minimum, and the check card is free.

Yeah, my mom works for Fleet so I get it all free. I'd keep it but it would make banking too hard for me - I could get direct deposit, but I'd get assraped on my ATM fees. I hate writing checks.

 

[ozraven]

If you need to measure, you got the wrong one...........go back for your refund.

 

[Lost Cause]

Lessee...

Parts list;
Liver $50,000
Eyes $10,000
Heart/Lungs $30,000
Hair $50.00 per foot
Kidneys $15,000 ea

They'd be worth a bunch!

 

[Kalypso]

Right in the palm of my hand!

 

[JaymesBlond007]

I measure by the hips...then the waist and then the chest.

 

[XdOu™]

I check his bank account.

hahaha my words exactly...