Prince Albert
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And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!!!:
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But I am not asking how to get cigar stains out of an ashtray. Hmmmm that gives me an idea for another thread.
Um am I missing something here?
In fairness I think Beck is from the UK, so you gotta give him a pass on this one. Not everyone over there gives a crap about US politics.
Edited: because crop does not mean the same thing as crap.
Lol. Okay you two. I am just a not to bright man. I use an old shirt for a cum rag and sometimes I cum in my undies if excited enough.
You better clear out space in your PM box after that bit of poetry.
What kind of fire jizz are you shooting that's leaving stains?
I have been wondering that all damn day!!
You better clear out space in your PM box after that bit of poetry.
What kind of fire jizz are you shooting that's leaving stains?
I have been wondering that all damn day!!
I know. I've cum on a lot of surfaces. Linen, silk, cotton, wool, carpet, wood, leather, tile, grass, concrete, metal, linoleum, granite, corian, diamond, porcelain, polyester, canvas, cashmere, rope, nylon, plastic, kid skin (as in goat, fuckers), asphalt, rubber, paper, graphite and moon rock. Okay, not moon rock. But the others I have. And never have I stained it. What is in your jizz??
This thread disappoints. I came here looking for tips on money laundering.
Be patient. He will start one soon enough. There are only 8 topics on which he hasn't started a thread.
Be patient. He will start one soon enough. There are only 8 topics on which he hasn't started a thread.
I have been waiting to see these topics posted....
"Is it better to have an orgasm or cum?"
"Have you ever laughed during sex?"
"What does it mean if your mate smiles at you?"
"Have you ever had sex in a hotel?"
"Which is sexier? Oranges or Apples?"
That many?Be patient. He will start one soon enough. There are only 8 topics on which he hasn't started a thread.
I have been waiting to see these topics posted....
"Is it better to have an orgasm or cum?"
"Have you ever laughed during sex?"
"What does it mean if your mate smiles at you?"
"Have you ever had sex in a hotel?"
"Which is sexier? Oranges or Apples?"
Lol. I mean do you use bleach, Cheer or what?
cum stained clothes or sheets?
You don't, you gotta burn them fuckers!
Do your diapers stain?
Nah, a few swipes on Becks couch and they're good to go.
Undiluted bleach will do it. Test it on your penis first though.
I know. I've cum on a lot of surfaces. Linen, silk, cotton, wool, carpet, wood, leather, tile, grass, concrete, metal, linoleum, granite, corian, diamond, porcelain, polyester, canvas, cashmere, rope, nylon, plastic, kid skin (as in goat, fuckers), asphalt, rubber, paper, graphite and moon rock. Okay, not moon rock. But the others I have. And never have I stained it. What is in your jizz??