How do you know it's time to clean your house???

[T.H. Oughts]

My coffee cup is sticking to the coaster when I pick up the cup... time to get the cleaner out....

So when do you know it's time for a bit of a clean around????

 

[Nora]

when the clothes get up on their own and march to the hamper, giving me that LOOK on their way.

 

[Raina]

When my aquarium starts to make a splashing noise because the water is getting low.


*glances guiltily at the poor fishies*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

when the clothes get up on their own and march to the hamper, giving me that LOOK on their way.

My husband's work socks do that. Throw them at the wall and they stick.

 

[MechaBlade]

When you avoid going to your room, because it's too dirty for even you. You dirty bastard, you.

 

[MercyMia]

When it's too much trouble to cook because there are no clean plates, utensils, pots, etc...so you eat out or order in every night.

 

[Gusty Wind]

When you don't feels like coming home Anymore.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

so you eat out or order in every night.

For how many weeks at a time??????

 

[Lost Cause]

That's easy...

When you have to create a corridor through the newspapers, clothes, sales flyers, to go to the kitchen and back area of the house.

You also know when it's time to clean if while you're eating, you leave some crumbs on the ground for your "lil' friends!"

 

[Zilla]

When you avoid going to your room, because it's too dirty for even you. You dirty bastard, you.

Yeah I am about at that point with my bedroom now. Goddamn I hate when it gets this bad...

 

[MechaBlade]

Yeah I am about at that point with my bedroom now. Goddamn I hate when it gets this bad...

You dirty ho, you.

 

[SadnonMage]

WHen you can't walk through any room in the house without stepping on something. Toys are the worst, especialy Hot Wheels and building blocks.
I stepped on a block once in the kids room and sprained the tendons across the arch of my foot, hurt for like a month.



SM

 

[BirdsWife]

When the dust bunnies become dust elephants.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

The county Health Dept. is usually kind enough to stop by and let me know it's time.

 

[Dumpling]

My coffee cup is sticking to the coaster when I pick up the cup... time to get the cleaner out....

So when do you know it's time for a bit of a clean around????

When the Dustbunnies start attacking you

 

[Draco]

My husband's work socks do that. Throw them at the wall and they stick.

LOL...glad I aint the only one then....

 

[LukkyKnight]

When the dust bunnies become dust elephants.

Is THAT what those are? Who knew? It's a sign of what, again? Evolution?

 

[LordLucan74]

My coffee cup is sticking to the coaster when I pick up the cup... time to get the cleaner out....

So when do you know it's time for a bit of a clean around????

I always keep my home clean to avoid the need for a clean around.

For larger jobs, I have a cleaning lady. Perhaps you should retain one since you obviously lack the domestic instincts usually found in women.

 

[The Heretic]

Re: That's easy...

When you have to create a corridor through the newspapers, clothes, sales flyers, to go to the kitchen and back area of the house.

Ditto (looking at corridor in living room).

 

[ksmybuttons]

My husband has been in charge of housecleaning for the past 7 years. He started his new job today and I am staying home for the summer.

Believe me, it is time for housecleaning. He has never been very good at it. Now I get to clean. It will take me a couple of weeks to get it into shape the way I want it. Pretty cool.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

First clue - dog and cat hair tumble weeds!!!!!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The county Health Dept. is usually kind enough to stop by and let me know it's time.

I figured it was when the ASPCA made a visit. Hey, I thought you told me that you had no pets?

 

[Coca~Cola]

My Cats start trying to pack and leave....

 

[cricketbug]

My cats start cleaning and we have no clean clothes!

 

[MsSpellChecker]

When the Trash Collector stops collecting and starts delivering.