how do you greet someone?

Depends on if it's a guy or if it's a girl

Guy: What's up

Girl: Hey, ever have sex with a skinny Irish weedhead?
 
I like to greet strangers with a smile and a "Good morning/afternoon/evening."
I like to greet a lover with a kiss and a grope.
I greet my dog by telling him that he is a fat pig-dog.
I greet my son with a "Hiya Handsome!"
and I greet the day with a prayer to thank God for the air in my lungs, the fat on my thighs, and the possibility to live the day to the fullest.
 
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