How do you deal with being horny at work?

ThatOneBlindGuy

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It's a problem I have on occasion. I'm too nervous to just take care of the problem in the public restroom. Maybe it's a blind guy thing, but I'm pretty sure people can see over those stalls. So do I just think of baseball, or chairs, or something?
 
Hehe, yeah, I guess something like that totally would work. Hope nobody asks what I'm thinking about. Haha.
 
Sports.... Nothing is a bigger turn off for me than sports.

When I used to see a pretty girl in one of my parks (We have a lot of joggers/runners) I often find my mind wandering so I have to actively walk away or try and kill the buzz.

Now I have reached a form of Zen about it. I look and admire and move on. I REALLY try to not get horny at work as being that guy wanking in the bushes can get me put in the police cell!
 
Sports.... Nothing is a bigger turn off for me than sports.

When I used to see a pretty girl in one of my parks (We have a lot of joggers/runners) I often find my mind wandering so I have to actively walk away or try and kill the buzz.

Now I have reached a form of Zen about it. I look and admire and move on. I REALLY try to not get horny at work as being that guy wanking in the bushes can get me put in the police cell!

I need to reach that point. I get super horny and I cant even see anyone. One of these days, I suppose I'll get there.
 
Make sure all your pants have deep pockets and go to the storage room for "supplies".

Try to visit the bathrooms on a less busy floor, after rush hour, and have a nice friend call to encourage you along.
 
Make sure all your pants have deep pockets and go to the storage room for "supplies".

Try to visit the bathrooms on a less busy floor, after rush hour, and have a nice friend call to encourage you along.

Sounds great, however, my work has only 1 floor, one set of bathrooms, and what storage rooms exist I have no access to. Nevertheless I appreciate the input. Thanks.
 
Sounds great, however, my work has only 1 floor, one set of bathrooms, and what storage rooms exist I have no access to. Nevertheless I appreciate the input. Thanks.
Well, car at lunchtime, behind the building. Bring a large blanket and tell people not to bother you because you are napping.
 
I guess women have it easy, we can be a little more discreet.

Just a little bit of kegel clenching can bring me a shudder of relief.
 
I'm totally intrigued by the concept of a blind man who loves video games.
 
I'm the bitch at work that deliberately teases the guys throughout the shift... I have a sex buddy there that I'll sext to help take the edge off and we'll go to a secluded spot in my car during breaks to fulfill our needs... From what I gather, he tries to stay seated at his desk when I'm especially naughty so no one will notice, and thinks unsexy thoughts when he has to stand...
 
I'm the bitch at work that deliberately teases the guys throughout the shift... I have a sex buddy there that I'll sext to help take the edge off and we'll go to a secluded spot in my car during breaks to fulfill our needs... From what I gather, he tries to stay seated at his desk when I'm especially naughty so no one will notice, and thinks unsexy thoughts when he has to stand...

^^^^^a dude
 
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