How do you answer the phone?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Er..?

 

[April]

Er is right. LOL

 

[Shylady]

lol maybe a simple hello would work.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

.

 

[nasty]

It depends. "Hello" is what I normally use. But, sometimes I don't fell like that, so it will be a simple, "Hi. Or, if I'm not very happy, out of breath, or just tired, "Hmmmm," "Huh," or, "Uh-huh." Oh, sometimes I also say, "Yeah?"

 

[Sephiroth]

How do I answer the phone?

Completely nekkid!!!

 

[Ambrosious]

Who dis?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LOL

This is a good thread

Usually I Answer with, "Freddie's Fish Fry, Delivery Or Take Out?"

Sometimes I Answer With Nothing At All LOL That One Is Really Funny!

Then There Are The Standard, "Yeah, What Do You Want?" And, "Hi- - - - -, How Are You?" Cuz I Know Who They Are With That Cheating Caller ID Function.

On The Oddest Of Occasions, I Just Say Hello.

Oh Yeah!
Get Ready Fer The Longest Machine Message Too
I Don't Care That You Called.

 

[rahfirst]

WAIT!!

Bro Seph,

Your response makes me glad I don't have a video phone.

Of course, if you were the milkman's daughter, I wouldn't mind.

To the point, I simply say:

884th ADA BN,
Sergeant Rocket speaking,
How may I direct your call.


Whooppeeeeeee!!
We're all gonna die!
Arlo Gutherie


Jokes aside, remember....

 

[RisiaSkye]

By lifting the receiver or pushing the "talk" button.



Do I get a prize?

 

[Sephiroth]

Ummm... rahfirst?

I'm a girl...

and a hot one at that.

 

[Never]

Greetings... or, Greetings and Salutations.

 

[Angel]

Hehe - DCL ask BeeBeeBlue about the Fu King. She's promised to take me there next time I'm in Florida. (Holding her to it, too) Theres a pic of it posted somewhere around here.


As for answering the phone? When I know who it is, usually something special for the person. Like, when it's my mom I'll pick up the phone and demand money.

When it's my best friend I pick it up and say "What do you want, asshole"


I love Caller ID

 

[rahfirst]

Lady Sephiroth,

*on one knee*

I humbly ask your pardon.

It takes this old "dog" a long time to learn a new trick.

 

[naudiz]

I told you never to call me during the daytime, Reinhold! You know how the sunlight buuuuuuurns.

 

[Mensa]

So you claim

Ummm... rahfirst?

I'm a girl...

and a hot one at that.

Not being unreasonable how about a few pics! Nudes count extra!

 

[Problem Child]

Ummm... rahfirst?

I'm a girl...

and a hot one at that.

I love it when that happens....lol

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Allo?

 

[Sephiroth]

Re: So you claim

Not being unreasonable how about a few pics! Nudes count extra!

I bet you'd like that wouldn't you?

But as I've stated before, I'm on web tv and I don't have a scanner.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

what the.... ummm.. hello?


either that or


thank you for calling. i will be with you in a few minutes.. of course i hang up then if i dont want to talk to them


the illustrious telemarketers get.. "i dont believe in plastic, go away"

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

phone

i pick it up and say hello.if it is a prank i just hang up.

 

[sch00lteacher]

I haven't answered a phone at home in about four years, not since my daughter discovered it. Thank god for call waiting or I'd never hear from anyone.