How do threesomes work?

Threesomes work tag team or altogether but you gotta be sensitive. Fuggin one girl while she eats another girl can spoil the oral for the other girl.
 
I never had 3 somes per se, what I got was invited over to fuck the friends wife while he watched.

Years ago me and a buddy fucked a married girl at lunch (we were phone company). We stopped at her house and did the job.

So I met a girl a few days later, started dating her, and got invited over for Sunday dinner to meet the family. The woman we shagged was her brothers wife.

Threesomes work tag team or altogether but you gotta be sensitive. Fuggin one girl while she eats another girl can spoil the oral for the other girl.

Uncle JimblyBooJizzleless, so I am confused now - you "never" but then you did, "me and a buddy fucked". So I'm taking your "Fuggin" experience has a gender transfer for your advice? Either you were "Fuggin" him or he was "Fuggin" you.
 
Oh I understand that completely already. I guess assuming that someone would acknowledge the third as a kind of obvious thing to do should have been stated as well.

Well... It wasn't insulting as such - it was actually very complimentary, but saying "isn't she amazing" "isn't she gorgeous" when I'm right there was really weird, and made me feel like I was a toy (albeit a very satisfactory toy) rather than a human being.
And it happened with 2 couples actually.

With both couples I ended up looking up and saying "yes I am, aren't I" and then we all laughed and things became more normal - but it would have been better if they had realised that themselves.

Also with the second couple it was obvious that the guy had written a fair amount of screenplay in his head (centering around him)... so he really started to annoy me at one point.
We had already established that I was interested in the threesome because I'm bisexual - so my main motivation was to play with his wife, and for my personal reasons I wasn't sure whether I wanted to play with him much. I also don't like being told what to do at the best of times (and they knew that I was dominant).

He needed to be mature enough to be patient and just let things unfold... And to let the women sort out what was going to happen and how.
 
Uncle JimblyBooJizzleless, so I am confused now - you "never" but then you did, "me and a buddy fucked". So I'm taking your "Fuggin" experience has a gender transfer for your advice? Either you were "Fuggin" him or he was "Fuggin" you.


The only thing fuggin ol' Farty Pants these days is his pills.
They are fuggin with his head, and he can't keep his porkies and bullshit anecdotes straight in his mind, never mind in a thread.


This is Jimmie's current squeeze, with which he considers it a threesome if he involves his walker:


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Love and Lust made it Work

I was a sheltered young white boy from the midwest. My wife and I married young and had a small home of our own while her closest girlfriends weren't often dating. They'd hang around while I was at work, sometimes a few would still be there after I got home.
Can't remember why but Charlotte moved in with us. One small bedroom one small baby in a crib in the bedroom .We slept in the tiny living room on a sofa bed. My house my rules. Charlotte slept in my bed while I slept in the middle. Rule #2, we sleep naked. Charlotte's cunt was too small for my oversized cock. Yea I'm braggin. So I only fingered and fondled Charlotte but this made other girls decide to join us.
It was the two girls as much as me. I'd go to bed tired after a hard day's work. I'd wake up with two girls taking turns masturbationg me. Along came Mary, D's other best friend, then others. I might add none of the girls are or were lesbians. All were desperate to learn about sex.
This young skinny white boy became the teacher even though he didn't know crap himself about threesomes and more. Our illtle three and foursomes went on for the five years we lived there. A bigger house, girls getting married, and life changed everything.
Fast forward to retiring and joining two porn sites a few years ago. My wife of many years decided it was time to let other men fuck her. I'd tried for 50 years to get her to do it. i wasn't about to stop her now.
In those first five years and since May 2014 when my wife started getting fucked we've always been together. This may not make any sense but for us it just happened and continues to this day.

So far I've only written a few short comments. Already you know more about us than the nieghbors do.
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